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The Onion: Jim Davis and Taylor Swift are “canoodling”

From the venerable fake news source:

Jim Davis and Taylor Swift

“Taylor and Jim were first spotted canoodling in a SoHo bar last night, and we were able to confirm today that the two are indeed an item,” Gawker contributor Janice Reynolds wrote of the relationship between the nearly 23-year-old singer-songwriter and the 67-year-old syndicated cartoonist, nicknaming the couple “Tayvis.”

Community Comments

#1 Mike Cope
@ 3:44 pm

Our next item up for auction is a set of fuzzy and frisky Garfield love letters. A perfect match if you own the stale Peanuts love letters leftover from the 1970s.

#2 Dave Stephens
@ 4:06 am

I canoodled when I was young. Gangnam style, as I recall, when Taylor wasn’t as swift and Jim owned a real kitty and onions oozed onion juice instead of news…

#3 Joe Engesser
@ 9:02 am

‘Tayvis’ makes the purrfect couple:) I’m waiting for Mort’s sketches to PSY to go up on the block!

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