CSotD: You know what I want to watch. Play it!
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Funniest part of today's Arlo & Janis is that I didn't place it from the first bit of dialogue, but I read it with the accent anyway. Which is to say, yeah, I got it from the start, but only back in the reptilian portion of the brain, back in the longterm storage bins.
It took a moment to transfer the file to the front of my brain. Then they all came, including the rest that require an accent, like "Vat vatch? Such vatch!" and "Because, Yvonne, I luff you!" and the part where Knute Rockne's father quietly identifies himself to Victor Laszlo: "Berger. Norvegian."
Yes, I could watch "Casablanca" with the sound turned off. In fact, I've watched it with the picture turned off: I put it on audiotape and used to play it on long road trips. It's not a terribly visual film, and, if you've seen it a kabillion times, you only need the words.
I tried that with "Marat/Sade," which is also more dialogue than action, but the problem is that "Marat/Sade" — like "My Dinner with Andre" — requires too much conscious attention. We actually studied "Marat/Sade" in my freshman English class when it was new.
It's brilliant, but it's not a recreational film. It's homework.
Today's A&J ties into a conversation we had at the dogpark the other day, which was about movies you watch every time they're on TV even though you've seen them a million times before.
There was an episode of "Cheers" in which — in just that spirit — the gang decamped to someone's house to watch "The Magnificent Seven," and I'd agree that one belongs on the list.
What else?
"The Godfather." And maybe "II." (We won't link, or even mention, III, which, if it were possible to UNwatch a movie, I would pay to do.)
"Annie Hall." Dead sharks. Such small portions. The lobster scene(s). A spider the size of a Buick. Riding with her brother. The classroom. The only word for this movie is transplendent — It's transplendent!
"Jules and Jim." I might be alone here, but, even though my French is mostly good for finding bathrooms and ordering coffee, I no longer need the subtitles for this one. "Il faut prononcer 'DJim' comme en anglais. 'Zheem' ne lui ressemble pas."
Ditto with "Chloe in the Afternoon," though Rohmer gets into that "more like homework" zone. At least it's incredibly entertaining homework.
"Pulp Fiction," except that, even on cable, only the premium channels have the cojones to show it uncut. (Readers outside the US just said, "What? Really?" Yeah, really.)
"Midway." Even Charlton Heston can't ruin this film. "Tora Tora Tora" is a better film, but requires more attention. Depends on your mood, I think.
"High Noon." Yup.
"The Best Years of Our Lives." Another one I can watch with the sound off. The Greatest Generation with the sentimental myths and crap stripped away, which makes them loom much, much larger in my eyes.
"The Philadelphia Story." You may want to swap in "Some Like It Hot" or "All About Eve" for this one. Or maybe keep them all and add "Adam's Rib," "Born Yesterday" and "Libeled Lady." There's no such thing as too much wit and good writing.
The comments are open — what's on your list?
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