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CSotD: Start the Weekend with a Laugh

It’s true and it could trigger a whole rant, but instead let’s put aside the bad vibes for a day and have a few laughs.

You can decide for yourself whether this is bad vibes or a laugh, but IMHO it’s only funny when everything else in the relationship is working. Which is true of all sorts of things: If it’s working, you write it off as a quirk and it makes you smile, but once things have gone aground, it goes on the list of complaints.

So that was a mini-rant. Sorry. But let me get ranting out of my system with this

Juxtaposition of the Day

This is why you should record everything you’re planning to watch: So you can fast-forward through the ads. I’m not against ads in general: We’re ad-supported here and there was a time I sold (and produced) local TV ads, but the window-installers and bathroom re-finishers are pushing it with their little 120-second infomercials.

However, when they’re done right, advertisements are a reasonable alternative to charging subscriptions, and I’m far more annoyed to see more and more things going behind paywalls.

I’ve run this Dorman Smith cartoon before, but it’s relevant because radio started out as a hobby for tech nerds who had to assemble their own receivers, then morphed into a major medium and, in the 1920s, the question arose of how to pay for it. As Smith’s young radio buff says, totally free radio was too good to last.

The British went for licensing, which is under serious review these days, but David Sarnoff, founder of RCA and NBC, felt that the poor deserved to enjoy radio and the answer was advertising.

You may not be old enough to remember those days, but you may be old enough to remember when broadcasters ran public service announcements warning against “Pay TV,” roughly along Sarnoff’s philosophy. But now we’re paying for Internet access and we’re also expected to pay for Netflix and Hulu and Paramount-Plus and on and on and on.

It’s all voluntary, of course, and so is reading newspapers and magazines, more and more of which are erecting paywalls. I was present for that discussion and felt giving away the product was stupid, but it’s even more stupid to have built a massive system based on free access and then change your mind and decide to charge after all.

As with gasoline and housing costs, the folks making the decisions aren’t the folks struggling to get by. Mister we could use a man like David Sarnoff again. (And he was no angel.)

Okay, that was a full-bore rant. Back to the humor.

Pause here for a moment of kindness, and an observation that Rory is usually the center of some kind of uproar and it’s an interesting break in the flow to see him just being a nice guy. Comic strip characters seem generally to be one-dimensional: The smart guy, the dumb guy, the wise ass, etc., but Rory doesn’t so much break character as he demonstrates different sides of himself.

Simple art. Good writing.

Just a little mini-rant here, because the Department of Unwanted Safety has screwed up swings since the nostalgic days in which Red & Rover is set. You don’t see them on nice, flexible ropes anymore, and instead of boards, they have slings that make it painful to wind them up and difficult to bail out of.

I spent the summer I was eight flying either a P-38 or a P-51 Mustang into battle on a daily basis, and frequently getting shot down and having to bail out. Not only was it a lot of fun, but it was educational, because Bobby and Keith and I spent a good deal of time looking up airplanes in Jane’s, which honed our research skills.

We also spent a whole lot of time thinking great thoughts. That summer would have been just before 4th grade, which is a swell time, because you’re just old enough to start to understand things, but still young enough that it’s all brand new.

It helped that, in 4th grade, I had the best teacher I ever encountered at any level of schooling. She had taught in a one-room school and knew how to reach any kid of any age or ability, and she brought things like wool carders and candle molds to class so we could hold in our hands the things we were reading about. She even brought in Chinese finger traps to demonstrate how indigenous Brazilian women squeezed the toxic juices out of manioc. (You’ll note I still remember, nearly 70 years later.)

Hadn’t thought about pullback cars in a long time, but we sure had them, granted in a much smaller size than this. Which is good, compared to the big toy cars the folks in Atlanta have to put up with.

I, too, spent a good deal of time reading the backs of cereal boxes, but that was back when cereal companies made the boxes more interesting. Sometimes it was just descriptions of the stuff you could send for, but there were often more elaborate things to read.

There were also jelly jars with presidents’ pictures and a quote that, once empty, became milk glasses. That was how I learned that Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence and lived at Monticello.

Even before the Sputnik launch touched off educational panic, it seemed like everybody was determined to fill our empty little heads.

I don’t know if Sipress was aware that the Rolling Stones were about to release another album, but he’s right that they’re kind of scary in their old age. Granted, I’m a Brian Jones loyalist and consider the band to have broken up halfway through Let It Bleed (apparently a minority opinion).

They’ve just put out a single in which they employed AI to make themselves look young again, though it wasn’t able to bring Bill out of retirement or resurrect Brian and Charlie.

They didn’t have to de-age the women in the video, however, but that’s no hanging matter. That’s no capital crime.

Or so they assured us.

Mike Peterson has posted his "Comic Strip of the Day" column every day since 2010. His opinions are his own, but we welcome comments either agreeing or in opposition.

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  1. Sometimes the minority can be right. The Stones haven’t been worth crap since Brian Jones was fired. And Beggar’s Banquet is the last album worth listening to.

    I enjoy listening to Satanic Majesties more than Sergeant Pepper (note: I’m not claiming it’s better writing, I’m certainly not, but I’ve always found it a better listen).

    1. Exile on Main Street is certainly worth listening too, even though it is by a very different band.

    2. Come on. Beggars Banquet, Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers, and Exile is a fantastic four-album run, and Jones contribution to Beggars was pretty minimal.

  2. In radio, shows were fully sponsored. The actual name of the show wasn’t  “The Jack Benny Program.  It was “The Jello Program.” The commercials were incorporated into the program, and were often very amusing.

    When television started selling blocks of time instead of sponsorship, they placed the commercials at appropriate moments. A half-hour sitcom was broken into Act I, Act II, and an anti-climax.

    Now, the ads just pop up in your face when you’re in the middle of reading. There isn’t even an attempt to reasonably incorporate them. Which makes an Ad Blocker an actual necessity, and is probably counter productive.

    And paywalls on news sites are really stupid when 50 other sites are reporting the same story. The “business geniuses” don’t seem to get the concept of supply and demand.

    1. It is kind of amusing (?) how ad reads on podcasts and YouTube shows sound like old radio show sponsors now, although those are also being ruined by the more corporate prepackaged ads. At least you have the skip 30s button handy.

      1. Yeah, a few of my favorite podcasts cover the ads themselves, and often incorporate their own style of humor into it.

        They’re still ads, but that is infinitely more preferable to just jamming pre-recorded inserts right into the middle of the show, often right in the middle of a scene or even when someone is talking. I’d never thought I’d pine for the day where we had designed commercial breaks, but here we are.

        Again, thank GOD for AdBlock

    2. Music streaming services ads are just as bad. They might wait until between songs —sometimes— on a rock or pop channel, but they always interrupt classical and jazz pieces.

  3. Pullback cars also have the added feature of getting stuck in your hair. Ask me how I know.

    A lot of public libraries offer free access to newspapers and magazines through Hoopla and the like if you have a library card—at least until the weirdos try to come for that, too.

    1. I cancelled my subscription to the Washington Post months ago, but I can still get my daily dose of editorial vitriol and some actual journalism via my public library. And they’re one of the few places you can go and be treated decently even if you don’t have money.

      Conflict of interest: yes, I’m a librarian.

  4. I always imagine the department heads meeting at Amazon Prime where yearly profit goals are discussed. After a few years those 20% improvement goals get harder and harder to reach. I can see it plainly, that one desperate moment when someone flashes on their great inspiration: ‘I know, let’s do advertisements!’ But there’s always next year’s 20% improvement goal, but that’s just some other time…..

    I’ve listened to the Stones for most of my life, but for me, ‘Aftermath’ was the last true Rolling Stones album.

    1. So many problems arise when the only objective is “red line go up” without any logic or reasoning as to how.

  5. Back in ancient times (the 80’s), when I was a kid reading early Bloom County, there was a run where the Rolling Stones came to town — and that “These shmoes look forty years old!”

    (as an aside, as that same kid, I read that as “shoes”)

  6. I saw a partially animated ad against some proposition for Pay TV.
    An anthropomorphized TV is holding a beggar’s cup and looks scheming.

    Pay TV, you’re not for me!
    You take away what I get free!
    Vote Yes! Fourteen Yes!
    And keep our TV free!

    TV set from before is being showered with currency.

    Only thing I learned from jelly glasses is Fred Flintstone plays duckpins with real ducks.

    Not only are they slowing down the “Skip Ad” buttons to get the whole ad in, some of them have a “Shop Now” button in the same place.

    1. {Not only are they slowing down the “Skip Ad” buttons to get the whole ad in, some of them have a “Shop Now” button in the same place.}

      It’s such a scummy practice.

      ugh, I thought today’s post was supposed to be more humorous? This whole topic of ads and things that used to be free (or at least not as predatory) is getting me riled up just as much if not more than the political stuff.

  7. For many of us, it was either the Beatles or the Stones. Ah, youth.

    1. Kind of a Mods & Rockers thing, except less well-defined than it was in the UK. But my friends preferred the Yardbirds and Animals to the more genteel bands. I once asked a woman of my age if she’d been Beach Boys or British Invasion and I thought she was going to punch me as she snapped “British Invasion.” And that was 40 years later.

      1. Speaking of Mods and Rockers, it kinda ended up being the Who and the Kinks for me, and evolved (or devolved) into folk rock…John Prine, Nanci Griffith, etc. …I still listen to all of it.

    2. I was die hard Dave Clark Five in 64, going into 65. Then I discovered the Yardbirds. Didn’t get into the Beatles until somewhere between “Drive My Car” and Paperback Writer”.

  8. Speed of early radio communications was invaluable whether sending a ship’s S.O.S. or being first on Wall Street to know the current price of cotton in London. Julius Reuter used carrier pigeons in 1850, before the telegraph came into use. To save you the trouble of looking it up, pigeons can cover 700 miles at 60 MPH.

  9. I’m certainly not old enough to remember the early days of radio, but I do recall when cable TV was supposed to be “ad-free” since you’re paying for it, and I also remembered a time when I actually enjoyed going on the internet as a rare treat.

    All I can say is, thank GOD for AdBlock

  10. I’m somewhat younger than you, and I assure you that you could wind up sling swings. Could also bail out, though not as well as with board swings
    Could also, at least then, unhook the slings and wrap the chains around a large tree branch for a long swing that sat several kids and was great fun until someone broke an arm; uh, I may have been a contributing statistic to the slings not being un-hookable anymore

  11. Oh yeah, one last thing: I am 100% of the mind that internet access should be treated like a utility, as is water, gas, and electricity.

    We are well past the point where it is considered a “luxury” and is very much needed for day-to-day operations. So why tf are we still paying through the nose to private companies for it?

    1. Maybe where you live it is different, be in Texas we pay “through the nose” for electricity, water, and natural gas/propane. Making Internet access a utility doesn’t really effect price.

    2. When I was an editor in Maine and Olympia Snowe was one of my senators, we had a conversation about access in which she compared it to rural electrification in the 1930s — both an economic necessity and an issue of safety.

      1. Apparently the corporate interests weren’t in favor of rural electrification, either. They felt that electrification should occur through private enterprise. Fortunately for our ancestors, if not for us, in that moment (Great Depression) corporate interests didn’t have quite the chokehold on government that they do now.

  12. Want to know the reaol issue with commercials on streaming?

    There’s not enough of ’em.

    At least with a few more we’d have some variety and not run the same frickin’ ad THREE TIMES in the same half hour! Give us a new ad to ignore!

  13. It’s extortion on streaming services. Pay for the access to streaming. Pay the Service, then pay extra so you don’t have to get ads.. but wait.. pay EXTRA extra or you’ll have ads during these really popular movies or shows.
    the minute they started with ads and tiers we as a whole should have dropped said service. BUT we took it and now it’s a generalized business practice.

  14. I listen to a lot of podcasts on my phone. The “skip-ahead-30-seconds” button is my friend.

  15. My 4th grade teacher was the best teacher I ever had, also: I was in a Catholic school, and she was the first lay teacher I ever had, after three years of nuns in combat boots. She encouraged my curiosity about things and opened my eyes to a world of possibilities. My mother would run into her in different places over the years, and Mrs. Shields would talk about me as if I were her proudest achievement.

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