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The blossoming scandal over the General Services Administration's fun-filled 2010 convention in Las Vegas was served up to cartoonists on a platter, by virtue of the GSA hiring a clown and fitting themselves out in silly costumes and then video recording the results.

Matt Wuerker is one of several commentators who seem to have caught on that the GSA is not simply an agency of go-fers who rent offices and purchase paperclips for everyone else, but (thereby, but also specifically by stated mission) the watchdog for government spending.

Probably doesn't hurt that his home base has been on the story. Politico reported that the cost of these lavish even-year gatherings "soared from $93,000 in 2004 to $323,855 in 2006," a leap of barely under 250 percent. 

This puts it square in the middle of NannyBooBooLand, where one side can shout "You started it!" and the other can shout, "You failed to notice it!" 

Because they're not apt to shout, "Yes, but we were in charge of tanking the economy — you're the ones in charge of fixing it!"

Cooler heads have noted that it's more scandalous for this to emerge in a time of crisis than it would have been back in the second Bush administration, which is true but not a whole lot more compelling than the argument that it shouldn't have happened then, either. Two wars, tax cuts, you remember the deal.

And the fact that the conference was planned and approved under the previous tenants does not negate the fact that it is perfectly reasonable to expect the new folks to walk in, look around and say, "What the hell's going on here?"

What I find most disturbing is that this agency creates the procurement templates for all the other agencies and you assume that, as part of their ongoing duties, they would have a good sense of what is being spent on similar events by those other agencies.

Barring an actual corrupt backroom decision that "we can do whatever we want because we're the only ones who see the receipts," you have to assume that somewhere around 2005, someone saw what the others were doing and decided it was okay to ramp things up.

Bloomberg is reporting just that, and then looking at wretched excess in the private sector as well, in an appallingly wonderful article.

It's particularly hard to watch this from the vantage point of an industry that has been hard hit by the combination of changing media and tough overall spending patterns.

Which is to say that even journalists who still have jobs are aware of the many who do not.

Except possibly for those hot house flowers in the Beltway, who see nothing wrong with taking a red carpet stroll on camera each year at the annual White House Lapdogs Dinner or whatever the hell they call it.

Meanwhile, I did my taxes this weekend and either Turbotax has decided to safeguard its users with belt and suspenders or the IRS is getting pickier, but I had to go back and refigure some expenses because the categories were much more specific and, within those categories, there were questions to be answered.

A couple of years ago, I simply tossed my laptop into a general office expenses category, along with the software I had to buy for it. This year, those not only had to be listed separately, but I was asked what date I bought my new laptop and what percentage of its use was for business.

(That last question was easier to answer than it probably should be. A number of years ago, I asked one of my sons if he thought I was becoming a workaholic. He answered, "You mean to the point where it interferes with your social life?" and then started laughing.)

Anyway, I don't think the GSA asked its conference planning committee the kinds of detailed questions the IRS was asking me, and this is one time when a comparison between government spending and personal budgeting has some validity: "How much are you spending and how do you justify it?" is a reasonable question on either level.

And now, here is your moment of zen: 

 

 

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Comments 5

  1. I’ve been complaining about this sort of thing ever since my exposure to wacky federal budgeting due to my experiences in Marine aviation in the 1980s. At the time, maintenance funds would run out at some time in September…or August…and airplanes would be grounded. The down aircraft quickly became hangar queens for the remaining aircraft.
    Pilots would then share the remaining aircraft to get their monthly minimum flight hours. They would also do loops in the sky to burn up the aviation fuel budget. Otherwise, Congress would cut the aviation fuel budget for the next year.
    Allowing commanders to re-allocate funds based on their actual operational requirements would have gone a long way towards maximizing the benefit realized from those funds. Simply promising not to cut any unspent funds from the next year’s budget would also help.
    But in a world where a 3-5% annual bump in spending is considered a “spending cut”, other distortions of spending reality should be expected.
    Regards,
    Dann

  2. You were there in Room 413?
    I, too, recall the type of situation to which Dann refers. There was a dilemma at the end of one fiscal year when, for some out-of-the-ordinary reason we had money remaining in the budget. We knew we were going to need the full amount the next year, but that our budget would be cut to reflect the current excess. (We sent some folks for national-level training, knowing we didn’t have enough most years to do that. No clowns, though. Didn’t realize that was an option, much less tigers and penguins. Should have understood that excess should be spent on excess.)
    I like Dann’s suggested solutions to that.
    About the increases being cuts, however, we experienced that phenomenon more oftne – when costs were rising due to increases in the numbers of folks to be served, leaving a smaller amount for serving each person even with the overall rise. Economies of scale don’t always apply.

  3. Ditto — I like Dann’s solution, but am not as sure about the issue with small increases being cuts. You can cut from projections rather than the previous year, and projections aren’t always theoretical. I’ve covered too many school budget meetings where half the board members don’t realize that there are things that you know are going to go up, not just because of labor contracts that have to be honored but also things like health insurance. So, if you concede those costs and make other cuts, you can come in under the projected cost, but still show an increase from the previous year. Sometimes those cuts really draw blood, but you can’t go any lower without seriously failing in your central mission.
    So you have done a lot of slashing, but, no, you haven’t gone lower than previous year.

  4. I appreciate what you are talking about, Mike. Sometimes the mission changes and it just flat costs more for an organization to accomplish that mission.
    In my experience, it is far more likely that the inflationary bump is assumed, and an additional bump is also assumed rather than justified. And when anyone points out that the inflationary bump is adequate to cover inflationary costs and that there has been no significant mission change to justify an additional increase, the issue is immediately framed around a mythical budget “cut”.

  5. In my experience, the mission gets cut back in order to accommodate price increases that the school (or whoever) simply can’t control. And this was at schools that were incredibly innovative — for instance, setting up buying programs with other schools and with town governments to get bulk rates on office supplies, fuel oil and other things, or converting to wood pellet furnaces.
    In the latter case, it went back to your comment about letting the people on the ground make informed spending decisions. The superintendent said that, if they’d free the money saved for a new bus so he could put in the new boiler, he’d save them enough on heating that they could buy three buses.
    In the former case, it was business as usual: What have you saved us lately? And they slashed programs that — from their comments — they obviously didn’t understand and had targeted before the meeting began.
    Changing the mission to fit into the cookie cutter — and whether it’s firing computer and foreign language teachers because you don’t speak a foreign language or know how to turn on a computer, or closing Plattsburgh’s air base to spare McGuire (which happened to be in the chairman’s home state), it’s no way to fix a budget.

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