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CSotD: Alas, It’s Monday

Poor Volodya had to cut back the annual Victory Day Parade in Moscow this coming Saturday, reportedly because all the impressive arms and armor normally seen at that time are in Ukraine and can’t be spared, or, in some cases, made operative.

But what are friends for? After a 90-minute phone call, his pal Donald announced that he was pulling 5,000 troops out of Germany. That doesn’t mean he’s sending them to Red Square for the parade, and it’s only about 14% of the 36,000 US troops stationed there, but as a sign of his willingness to abandon his NATO allies and strengthen US ties to Russia, it amounts to a nice Victory Day present.

Trump could stand in the middle of Red Square and throw somebody out a window, and he wouldn’t lose any voters, at least not there.

Granted, he could be doing better here. McKee suggests he apply some of that ciphering he studied at Wharton, but his staff appears, rather, to be digging up polls that reflect better on his popularity, since the main policy of the second Trump administration is to keep the boss happy.

Speaking of his business acumen and Wharton, I’m a little surprised — given somebody’s ability to have leaked private emails from SCOTUS about their creation of the shadow docket — that nobody has managed to reveal Dear Leader’s transcripts from Wharton.

Inquiring minds want to know, not so much how well he did but how he managed to graduate at all. Given his grasp of tariffs, trade imbalances and how percentages work, we should hope somebody also leaks Wharton’s 1968 parental donation records.

And I think it would be nice to get that information before we do any more building and renaming of vanity projects to honor Dear Leader. I like Artley’s compromise.

I also like the question raised by the kids in Deering’s piece. The drawing of parallels between the panic over a nearly somewhat almost shooting at the WHCA dinner and the far more successful shootings in schools has been made often in the past week, but Deering does a better-than-average job of tying in Trump’s paranoid vision with the way such things have become normal for our kids.

In particular, Deering doesn’t compare the WHCD event with actual school shootings, but, rather, compares the two fears: The glitterati at the dinner got a very small sample of what kids get, not from actual shootings, but from the ever-present terror created by the drills that are normal for students.

I know people who were frightened by the duck-and-cover drills we did in school a few generations ago, but note that atomic warfare was, for us, an abstraction. Yes, Hiroshima and Nagasaki had happened, but not in our memories and not in our country.

By comparison, our grandkids are going through drills for something they know has happened and is real and could happen again.

It’s not the same thing. Not at all.

Sheneman raises the issue of priorities, and we all should understand that our government has made a choice and has refused to spend money on feeding children, or giving them health care, or providing them with decent housing.

And here’s something else: When you cut funds for SNAP and for school food programs, you’re not just screwing the kids.

For some of them, that school breakfast program, and that lunch, are their only real sources of food for the day.

A lot of legislators, and certainly our president, have never been hungry. A fair number of them have likely never shopped for groceries or even bought gasoline, but I’m sure that very few of them have gone hungry, or gone without a meal so their kids could eat.

Still, the blind, deaf fools ought to at least understand that, when they cut SNAP and cut school food programs, they’re also screwing the farmers for whom these are significant markets for their products.

And the farmers won’t make up their losses by selling soybeans to China, thanks to Dear Leader and his cronies.

Speaking of people who don’t get it, there seems to be a lot of angry chatter about how importers are supposed to get their illegal tariff payments refunded, but individual consumers won’t be getting a taste.

It’s lovely to think they should, but it’s not in the least bit practical.

When Dear Leader first imposed his tariffs, Amazon indicated that they were going to show the resulting price increases, but then someone said not to, and Bezos said “Yazzuh, bozz” and it didn’t happen. And it couldn’t have, given that different companies made different decisions about how to spread the additional costs in price increases, profit adjustments and so forth.

I suppose, theoretically, that, if you had kept all your receipts, there could be some clearinghouse with records of how every importer along the supply route — manufacturers, their raw-material suppliers and the retailers — had applied the cost increases, and the impact upon each retailed item.

But after all the resulting costs of this process had been figured in and all the fees taken out, it would be like one of those class-action settlements where you’d get a check for 37 cents.

Well, we elected the guy. Think of those tariffs as a Fool Tax.

I’m not suggesting a complete surrender, and in the case of the SCOTUS redistricting decision, I’m advocating that we follow the Who’s lead and not be fooled again.

Ramirez suggests that the ruling means a return to blind justice and the end of race-based redistricting, but that raises a critical question: If we’re no longer using race as a basis for drawing up districts, how do you explain the wandering, drawn-out districts now being proposed?

De Adder explains “how,” but we’re left wondering “why,” and we shouldn’t accept the rationales we’re getting.

It’s valuable to explain gerrymandering, and it would be a public service for newspapers and TV stations to create explainers for their local communities, but even if you sugar-coat it by claiming the distinction is between the major parties rather than the major races, it’s still a refutation of Ramirez’s premise that redistricting is a blind process.

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Comments 6

  1. Pity the poor sods who have to leave Germany for their home county right now. Yes, Germany had a decade or so when murderous Nazi bastards ruled. But the U.S. history consists of two and a half centuries of severe racism. Ask any Black soldier who was stationed in Germany in the second half of the last century in which country he suffered more violence and discrimination.

  2. I’m not sure why this administration, and the GOP, are concerned with the midterms. Even if there is a groundswell of revulsion and the Dems win control of both houses (despite extreme gerrymandering), this administration will rule by executive order and/or fiat, and who’s gonna stop ’em?

  3. I used to teach at an after-school bicycle mechanics workshop. Much of our budget went to buy pizzas for kids who had a parent in jail or gone working two jobs.

  4. I like Deering’s cartoon, but it’d be better if Trump has scribbled out “Ballroom” and written “Bunker” beneath it

    Because it’s becoming increasingly clear that’s what Dear Leader really wants: a place to hide (like his inspiration, Hitler) once things really start to go south

  5. I have been wondering if small farmers will soon become the next large scapegoat group for dt and his cohorts.

    Remember when people were cheering hospital workers for the lives they saved in early CoVID? Remember how we were all horrified that Jared Kushner’s group was appropriating protective equipment ordered by hospitals? Then a negative PR job began to be imposed on physicians and nurses and they began to be blamed for the human limitations which went with the realities of the disease. (At the same time what was simply yet another natural zoonotic jump into people that was facilitated by smuggling got blamed on researchers by people with sci-fi-like exaggerated expectations of human laboratory abilities.). So, the very people who were working on solutions and saving lives got turned into ogres by modern fables. Note that was accompanied by health insurance becoming harder to get due to destructive legislation push through Congress and signed by dt.

    More recently people’s health problems are being increasingly blamed on food choices. Do food choices play a role? Certainly, but so do things like pollution, smoking, intoxicants, lead exposure, asbestos exposure, genetics, medical and accident history, and lack of access to sufficient medical and dental care. Note that emphasizing food choices is happening at the same time that protective access to vaccines and other prevention and health-preserving methods (for some people including prophylactics and abortion pills) are being curtailed.

    Food prices continue to worsen and the cost of farming is proportionately worsening even more, so non-industrial farmers and ranchers are being pinched. Lack of fertilizers due to weeks of the Strait of Hormuz being blocked is only going to make that even worse. How long before dt blames farmers for that problem which he created himself, and blames ranchers for their request that he not put them out of business by bringing in South American beef? I really suspect that small farmers and ranchers will be among his next scapegoats, just as physicians, nurses, and health researchers have been.

    1. That’s a problem with scapegoats. They’re so easily found on a slippery slope.

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