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Ann Telnaes provokes a response of “Well, yes, but no …”

I think I’m done wondering whether Trump is a deliberate liar or truly believes the preposterous nonsense he says. I’ve compared him in the past to OJ Simpson and Jeffrey MacDonald, both of whom denied murders that they most assuredly committed. I think they were sincere, having traumatized themselves into believing an alternative reality that was more bearable.

I’m not in a position to psychoanalyze the president, but, while I can’t believe he really thinks he graduated from Wharton with honors, much less first in his class, I am perfectly willing to believe that he thinks when refugees seek “asylum” it means they had previously been confined to mental hospitals and I’m neutral on the issue of who he thinks pays tariffs.

Thing is, I don’t care if he believes a test for early signs of dementia constitutes an intelligence test, because I know what it’s for and I’ve seen the video of him wandering around gormless in Japan, and I’m more concerned — as others have pointed out — that reporters who were all over Biden for being old and confused seem to be giving Trump a pass on his declining mental state.

To accuse him of deliberate lies assumes he can tell fact from fiction. So, yes but no: Yes, he says things that are quite obviously not true, but no, I don’t think he’s doing it on purpose. And, no, I don’t find it presidential.

The problem is not that Nora O’Donnell didn’t turn the 60 Minutes interview into an inquisition. Jonathan Swan shredded him in 2022 and here we are anyway.

The problem, rather, is that he gets some hare-brained idea and nobody around him bothers, or perhaps dares, to dissuade him from pursuing it.

Granted, Matson can be criticized for this cartoon because Trump’s lunacy actually is costing him public support. But who’s going to tell him?

He’s surrounded himself with suck-ups and even if they are bright enough to spot his nonsense, they’re also bright enough to shut up and pretend everything is hunky-dory.

And besides, Venezuela may not be a source of fentanyl, but it’s an extraordinary source of petroleum.

The whole world is watching. Parkins is British-born but lives in Canada and an Australian cartoonist reposted this. It’s funny but not so funny if you’re actually in one of those boats or if you have children of military age or if you live in Venezuela.

As I suggested yesterday, if they were really blowing up drug dealers, they’d be showing off the evidence. As it is, Hegseth has warned the military not to discuss the boat strikes with Congress without Pentagon approval.

And that’s not funny, either.

Nigeria is farther down on the list of oil reserves, but as ÇİFTÇİ notes, there’s plenty of good raw materials in Africa generally and in Nigeria specifically.

Apparently, Dear Leader saw a story on Fox that said Muslims were threatening Christians, which sent him into one of his tizzies. It’s not true: Militant extremists are threatening both Christians and Muslims in Nigeria, but Boko Haram is all over much of Africa, and there’s nothing extraordinary happening to Nigerian Christians.

It’s similar to when he saw Escape from Alcatraz on TV and decided we should reopen the old prison. It was an unworkable, asinine idea, but administration personnel had to go out there and walk around as if it might really happen.

As for consulting with Congress, what’s the point? Johnson isn’t about to let the House resume business anytime soon, and, even if he did, just as Matson drew a parody of Bob Mankoff’s instant classic, Johnson’s been doing an extraordinarily good imitation of Sgt Schulz from Hogan’s Heroes.

Meanwhile, a congressional committee and the MAGA faithful have been having conniptions over Biden’s use of an autopen, a device that goes back at least to Harry Truman, though Jefferson had a similar contraption. They contend that Biden pardons signed with an autopen are void, though there’s no legal precedent to suggest it and several to refute the idea.

However — and I’m not making this up — Dear Leader pardoned a cryptocoin magnate convicted of money laundering, who has assisted the Trump family in banking millions of dollars. Now he says he doesn’t even know the fellow.

No word yet from the House Oversight Committee about the validity of that pardon.

In other more-or-less the same news

“He got my vote when my in-laws threatened to leave the city if he wins.”
(Guy Richards Smit)

Smits nails today’s mayoral election in NYC perfectly. The NY Post has barely had space for anything more than impassioned diatribes against Zohran Mamdani, and led yesterday with the news that “Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting largest exodus in history.”

I’ve seen Gandhi, so I doubt that last part, since NYC has a population of 8.8 million and an estimated 7.15 million Muslims left India at partition. But maybe they meant to write that “nearly a million New Yorkers plan to stay.”

Here’s the point: You don’t have to believe that Mamdani is the perfect candidate to believe that everybody involved who is over the age of 30 has had a bad case of cranial-rectal inversion over this campaign, and that if this local election has any wider implications, it’s that this would be a very good time for everybody to wise the hell up.

But never mind what I think. Margaret Sullivan has an excellent analysis of the whole thing, and I suspect a second lesson will come in the midterm elections, when same-old-same-old candidates lose to those who behave as if they’ve been outside talking to real people.

Juxtaposition of the Day

There remains a contingent of Lotto Nation nitwits with their noses pressed against the glass, but we’ll see how Mamdani does in NYC, and that may show the gap between the Jay Gatsby Wannabe Party and the young voters of the future (which begins now).

And a round of applause for Cole for getting Dickens’ view of a dual society correct. Does anyone remember what happened to French royalty because of that split?

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  1. Not only I do I think Congress shouldn’t get paid during the shutdown, I don’t think they should be allowed to leave their chambers until the shutdown is over. Would definitely shorten the shutdowns. If only…

    1. If ever there was a solid argument for total anarchy, it is the state of our three branches of the federal government. I think I’m all for states’ rights a Iong as I can live in whatever state I wish. Unfortunately, so many people live in a state of denial right now.

    2. Hay that is a great idea. Do it just like a conclave. Two simple meals a day and 4 votes on reopening. And I would be willing to allow them to ware red robes if they will also ware tall pointy hats.

  2. I think whenever the government shuts down all members of congress should immediately be fired and be ineligible to run again. Within 3 months a special election will be held electing new congress critters.

    Oh yeah, take away their pensions and health care too. Let them live off SNAP and obamacare for a while.

    1. First of all WHAT snap??
      And 3 months might just end up being shorter then this shutdown.

  3. I think that Congress should remain unpaid while the government is shut down. They don’t have a union, and this is a wildcat strike.
    Mike Johnson should forfeit his pay for the year.

    1. All of his pay for the year?? That might be enough to pay a few states SNAP this month.

  4. Reading Margaret Sullivan’s article in The Guardian reminded me that she and Tom Toles are both former Buffalo News stars: she was an editor and VP, and everyone knows who Tom is. Furthermore, they both grew up intimately familiar with this area’s famous lake-effect snow bands, as did Kathy Hochul. What’s the secret sauce connection, Mike? All four of you know snow 🙂

  5. Yesterday the WaPo ran an editorial with this sub-heading:

    How did a socialist with almost no governing experience become New York’s mayoral front runner?

    I don’t know if the headline writer got the irony or not.

    1. Well the difference between Mamdani and big orange vegetable is Mamdani is a socialist and BOV is a dickator (it’s spelled right).
      At least I don’t think Mamdani will watch Escape from New York and then try to build a wall around it and fill it with inmates. BOV would. Or at least fill it with political dissenters.

  6. I recently heard this quote from a Christian movie review that is very much applicable:

    “Sincerity is not an indicator of truth. A falsehood is still a falsehood no matter how deeply you believe in it.”

    So yeah, whether Trump actually believes in the nonsense he’s spewing or deliberately lying is irrelevant.
    Either way, he is grossly unfit for any sort of office much less the presidency.

  7. You’re a great writer, so I was surprised to see this grammatical error:

    …but as ÇİFTÇİ notes, there’s plenty of good raw materials in Africa generally and in Nigeria specifically.

    “There’s” should be “there are.” Many people these days seem to forget that “there’s” is a contraction for “there is.”

    Thanks.

    1. “Raw materials” can be considered a collective and take a singular verb. Granted, it might have sounded nicer if I’d said “plenty of raw material” but the cartoon suggested an array, which I chose to echo.

      1. Um.

        Isn’t “plenty” the word that matters here?

        If so, either “is” or “are” would work, I think.

      2. Thanks, Mike. I understand your reasoning, as many of your readers may be Brits, who are known to be grammar nags. As you know, there’s reasons we Americans love our Yankee grammar.

  8. Whenever these shutdowns happen, I hearken back (the only direction worth hearkening, if you ask me) to the wisdom of the medieval Romans who invented the conclave . Not just the Congress oughta be locked up till they reopen the government, but the president, too.

    1. As noted the other day, David Frum points out that, in a parliamentary system, such a contretemps would call for a vote of no confidence and, at best, a shuffling of coalition parties and, otherwise, new elections. I don’t like the parliamentary system because of the rarity of free votes, but since we’ve degenerated into party line voting anyway, we might be better off under such a system.

    2. Well big orange vegetable should be locked up anyway.

    1. That, too. Though I used to think “garbage can” was a collective noun.

      Sometime we should deal with the difference in how the Americans and the British deal with team names when they’re only identifying them with their city. Buffalo is playing Miami this weekend, but Liverpool are playing Real Madrid today. Their way is different to/than ours.

  9. Please correct Zorhan Mamdani to Zohran Mamdani. Mis-spelling an Arabic name is a bit cringe in this day and age.

    1. It’s easy to transpose two letters. It’s nearly impossible to “misspell” a name transliterated from a different alphabet. You may be thinking of “Spelling Flames,” which have been cringe for some 30 years.

      1. I would not have called “Zochran” “cringe,” precisely because of the transliteration issue. But “Zorhan” is the kind of mistake I would expect to be made by, shall we say, a lesser person than you, because it transforms the order in which the phonemes appear. It’s a mispronunciation that some would deliver as mockery, hence the cringe.

  10. “The problem is not that Nora O’Donnell didn’t turn the 60 Minutes interview into an inquisition. Jonathan Swan shredded him in 2022 and here we are anyway.” yes, and now he’s our President. and CNN counted at least 18 false assertions during the show. so yes, i did expect the shredding inquisition.
    https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/politics/fact-check-trump-cbs-interview

  11. “Boko Haram is all over much of Africa”. Not really!! It’s confined to about 3 or 4 countries in a very limited area in the northwestern part of the continent. Africa is big with 54 counties and Boko Haram is most assuredly not all over the continent.

    1. Fair enough. It’s in countries that comprise about a quarter of the continent’s population and nearly a fifth of its area, so a casual “much of” is okay, but you’re right that it’s not “all over” even that segment of the continent. My point was more general, in that it’s not specifically a major threat to Nigerian Christians. It’s a threat to people of all faiths and not just in Nigeria.

      1. Fair enough, and your point is well taken. But as you say, it’s not even “much of” Nigeria, Chad, Mali, Niger, and Cameroon. Only parts. Having worked in Kenya for 4 years and then on continent wide programs for the next 25 years, my reaction comes from a more general tendency (not yours necessarily) to think of Africa as one place rather than 54 different countries with many cultures, languages, and religions.

  12. the interviewers should ask trumpski only the really hard and difficult questions like, what is your favorite color? Or is water really wet? Or or, here’s a doozy. Mr. President do you think that pineapple go on pizza. 🤔🤔

    1. And maybe where is that “list” at??

  13. I think Ann Telnaes has missed the mark this time. If she wanted to show the true side of big orange vegetable she would have pointed that nose down about 10 or 15 degrees.

  14. I wonder if Pentagon personal were to be subpoenaed by Congress if they would still need hegseth’s approval first (read: big orange vegetable’s approval)??
    If SCOTUS rules against him on the tariffs I will eat my shoes. After all he is still holding that list that a lot of them are on over their heads.
    And if he doesn’t find a way to withhold SNAP (or half snap??) I will eat my socks. They will hold it up with red tape until the government reopens then say we can’t have it because November is over.

    1. And on second thought if they don’t get SNAP out soon I may HAVE to eat my shoes and socks.

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