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CSotD: Can’t Anybody Here Play This Game?

The Ol’ Perfesser, Casey Stengel, added to his fame by becoming the first manager of the New York Mets, who racked up 40 wins and 120 losses that year, prompting Stengel’s famous quote, “Can’t anybody here play this game?”

It seems a good question at the moment, to which I would add another from his volume of wisdom, “If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.”

Seems Washington is full of people who think they’re pretty darned good and perhaps should buckle down and take a more realistic look at themselves.

It’s my understanding, for example, that in all the shutdowns we’ve had over the years, nobody ever thought it would be a good idea to shut down the legislature. Now, granted, the Senate is still in session and holds the key to getting the government back into action, but is there really no other business that the House could be tackling?

Like, f’rinstance, swearing in a new member even if she does seem likely to force a vote to release the Epstein files?

On his podcast the other day, David Frum pointed out that parliamentary governments don’t have shutdowns. When they hit a block like this one, it leads to a vote of no-confidence and calls, at least, for a shuffling of coalitions in the government, if not for a new election entirely.

That is, it generally leads to resignations, and frequently starts at the top. Only in America can the head of government retain power despite being unable to govern.

Meanwhile, Ramirez accuses Democrats of playing chicken and running themselves into a wall of brave Republican refusal to yield. But perhaps that refusal is based not on bravery but on contempt for the rule of law.

In his same remarks, Frum observed that the Trump administration has established a record of ignoring Congress’s constitutional role in setting spending, and is on record as declaring that they need not carry out budget requirements approved by Congress.

Which raises the question, he noted, of what good it would do to extend ACA support and get the government restarted if Dear Leader is just going to ignore the law and do whatever he wants?

Pett drew this one a little too quickly: On Tuesday, Japan elected Sanae Takaichi as the country’s first female prime minister.

On that same podcast, Frum interviewed Margaret Thatcher’s biographer, who made the point that Thatcher had not avoided gender when she ran for PM of England, but, rather, had emphasized that men had failed to address the issues she would tackle. This was, he said, a more straightforward approach than the “I may be a woman but” approach of other women candidates, including here.

I was never a fan of the Milk Snatcher, but I did get a kick out of her husband’s sage advice:

This sort of basic wisdom seems to have been wasted on Attorney Lindsey Halligan, the inexperienced lawyer Dear Leader has named to prosecute his political opponents.

In a jaw-dropping demonstration of ignorance, Halligan contacted Lawfare reporter Anna Bower to complain about a remark Bower had passed along, and proceeded to (improperly) spill details of grand jury testimony in the Letitia James case and then, after several separate on-line conversations, dropped this bomb:

As Bower — who most assuredly is a journalist — said, that’s not how it works. “Off the record” has to be agreed upon before you begin spilling the beans. End of discussion.

That’s not even Journalism 101, though Halligan majored in politics and broadcast journalism. I dealt for years with apple farmers, motel owners, furniture dealers and local politicians who knew we weren’t off the record unless it was established ahead of time.

Halligan has made so many amateurish mistakes so far that the cases she is handling may be dismissed before they begin. Trump has fired a great number of qualified attorneys, but surely he can still find someone marginally competent.

To quote Nicole Wallace, “I don’t know whether to deal with the legal issues or the stupidity first, but the stupidity is just unbelievable here.”

Ann Telnaes’ commentary on this issue was in yesterday’s post, but since then I came across an explanation from the Contrarians, in which two ethics lawyers, one from the George W. Bush administration, the other from the Clinton White House, explain that the law and the Constitution specifically forbid Dear Leader from raiding the Treasury to pay his legal bills.

Of course, going back to Frum’s point about how the law doesn’t matter if the president declines to follow it, Trump may just reach into the piggy bank anyway, but there is a chance that the courts would point out the clear prohibition he violates.

However, much as district courts may, for instance, hinder his desire to unleash the military on his own people, there is an appeals process that leads to Mitch McConnell’s carefully assembled Supreme Court, which tends to confound expectations.

For example, SCOTUS has been nibbling away at the Voting Rights Act to the point where one more bite may completely obliterate the reason it was passed in the first place, though perhaps racial bias is not as big a problem as the Republican plan to demand citizenship papers from voters.

And their announced plan to put some of their friendly federal officials at voting sites to make sure everyone who shows up to vote is neat, clean and well-behaved.

There are laws, but you do well to know them, and to be prepared for anything.

Juxtaposition of the Day

The woman in Bok’s cartoon has no idea how government employment works, but Hands explains it.

It would be nice if Casey Stengel’s classic question could be asked of potential voters, but attempts at voter qualification were abused too often in the name of voter suppression, so we assume that, if you show up to vote, you know more or less how the game is supposed to be played.

The Ol’ Perfesser apparently understood politics as well as baseball:

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.

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  1. Joel makes a good point, but he is wrong about Canada; it has never elected a female prime minister. Kim Campbell was prime minister for 4 or 5 months, but she wasn’t elected by the people. She was picked by the Conservative Party to fill the role of prime minister after Brian Mulroney resigned, but was defeated at the next general election.

    1. “Defeated” is a bit of an understatement. Her party went from 154 seats to two seats after the election. We can only hope this is precedent-setting.

      1. But I remember that later she had a lovely visit with Marg Delahunty, who was probably a more viable candidate for PM.

      2. I was there for that. It was the day after the last time the Jays won the World Series. It was glorious. Let’s hope it happens again.

    2. In a parliamentary system like Canada, prime ministers are never elected by the people. The people select members of parliament, the members select the prime minister.

      Yeah, it’s true that in a general election, the people know who each party will install and that greatly affects their votes. But Campbell’s selection remains legitimate.

  2. Where is Trump’s money for all of his galavanting about coming from? How is ICE still operating? The only things shut down appear to be those that actually help citizens.

    1. I have sad news for you about what Power considers “essential”.

    1. Got to admit that during this World Series, Wiley stepped up to the plate and hit a home run.

  3. That sidetrack to Lawfare was sure interesting reading. Thanks. (You sure keep your fingers on a wide variety of pulses).

  4. This is what keeps me awake at night. What exactly is the point of laws and barriers if Trump is just going to do whatever the hell he wants anyway, AND has a Supreme Court who’s perfectly okay with that?

    The sheer amount of damage McConnell has done is unfathomable, and again nobody did anything to stop it.

    “But what about We, The People? Don’t we get a say in any of this?” well voting doesn’t seem like it’s going to be effective in the near future, assuming that we’re even allowed to vote at all.

    We brought this on ourselves, we allowed this to happen.
    As you said, at least other democracies have systems in place to throw out unfit, incompetent, or simply corrupt leadership. But this is America, and doubling-down on terrible bets is kind of our thing.

    1. oh we will get to vote again. We will have 98% turnout and 99% will “vote” for big orange veggie. NK will show him how to manage that.

  5. Ramirez missed it again. That is supposed to be a wall of chickens he forgot to draw.

  6. Re: Ramirez cartoon… Road runner cartoon. And I sure hope the government, not us people, is the coyote.

    1. Didn’t see the Dems tag on the car but it goes for both parties.

  7. Halligan is doing Signalgate 2.
    And someone get a screenshot of that 8 hr delete so she can be tried and convicted for deleting government records. (I’m sure “someone” is saving it) (already hearing about it)

  8. Big orange veggie will keep Halligan around for the same reason he hired and keeps kosplay and bondi around: they have something that he can “grab them by”.

  9. “Constitution forbids dear leader…”
    since when does that have anything to do with big orange veggie?? SCOTUS has already given him a pass on doing anything he wants to. As has the GOP. I’m thinking it has something to do with them having most of their names on a certain list.

  10. Slap my hand but I have always believed that you should have to be a citizen to vote.
    But that being said you should have the right to become a citizen without having to pay extortion fees and putting on “white face”.

    1. You have to be a citizen to vote. Only paranoid liars, bigots, morons and would-be dictators pretend otherwise.

      1. Questioning election integrity is sensible. There’s fraud, Mike and don’t say it rarely happens…weak.

      2. Dear Leader spent — wasted — millions trying to track down fraud and found nothing of any possible significance. You should vary your reading to get a more honest picture of how things work. There has been fraud, of course, most of it through mistakes and a large percent coming from Republican voters. Indeed, it rarely happens. Millions of wasted dollars have proven it over and over again.

  11. Chip Bok makes a good point. All the government workers should be considered essential.

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