Happy Holidays

To my readers, may you enjoy whatever holiday you observe this time of year.


8 thoughts on “Happy Holidays

  1. Wait, I forgot the Zoroastrians, the Rastafarians, the Shintoists, the Scientologists, the Nation of Yaweh, the Church of Euthanasia and the Nawabianists. Happy Holidays! Have I forgotten anybody? If so, I apologize and grovel at the feet of the Church of Political Correctness.

  2. Christmas is supposedly the holiday for those who worship at the altar of Jesus. When did it become the holiday for those who worship at the altar of victimhood and paranoia?

    Anyway, happy holidays, everyone.

  3. We should honor the religious tradition of our Christian forebears, who brought forth on this continent a colony of worshipful Puritans who banned the celebration of Christmas and fined anyone who took off work or otherwise noted the occasion.

    Yes, you can look it up. Wishing someone a Merry Christmas is an affront to our religious heritage.

    But the good news is, the Puritans were also bigots, so we’ve at least got that part covered.

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