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CSotD: Expert Textpert

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Well, timing is everything and sometimes it's nothing, but you're probably better off for it. I just got "Waiting for Superman" from Netflix but haven't watched it yet, which forestalls a long rant about this Signe Wilkinson cartoon.

But it doesn't preclude a shorter one which will be quite long enough, I'm sure.

She's right, of course. Everybody knows what's wrong with our schools, everybody has a way to solve all the problems facing American education, nobody really wants to honor the people who are actually on the frontlines, or even include them in the discussion. In fact, a fair amount of the conversation centers on finding ways to get better people to teach instead of the ones we have.

The idea that maybe the majority of teachers are good at what they do but operate in a structure that doesn't let them achieve excellence only comes up when someone wants to either create a more prison-like structure in the schools, bash the teachers unions or unleash their own brilliant plan for education which is usually on a level with those familiar film clips of pre-Wright Brothers inventors trying to achieve flight.

A few thoughts:

1. Having eaten in a restaurant does not qualify you to be a chef. Having attended school does not qualify you to be an educator. I spent about a dozen years working with teachers, including going into their classrooms and taking over for 45 minutes at a crack. I've also simply watched from the sidelines, and I've sat in the teachers' lounge and listened. I've written curricula and created other educational materials for classroom use on a local, regional and national level.

I know next to nothing of what it actually takes to go into the classroom day after day and truly educate.

But knowing that puts me head and shoulder above a lot of self-appointed, and sometimes government-appointed, educational experts. (And let us not forget that "No Child Left Behind" was designed to replicate the educational achievements of a superintendent whose district, we later discovered, had engaged in widespread cheating and outright fraud to achieve those impressive gains.)

2. I find it depressing and defeating that we talk endlessly about how other countries are ahead of us in various measures of academic success, but refuse to follow their model. Instead, we pile on more of our own failed ways of doing things and hope that, by testing more, and by insisting that kids pass these tests, we'll catch up with the rest of the developed world. The motto of the US Department of Education should be "Pedal faster, Gilligan!"

Specifically, most countries offer two tracks of curriculum, one for college-bound students and one for those with technical interests. Both streams include solid academics, but each is geared to the talents and interests of its own student-client base, and it's not surprising that the kids learn better under those circumstances.

Meanwhile, we insist that all students should be educated with the goal of going to college, and we treat kids who would rather work on things than on ideas as if they were (you should pardon the term) retarded. In New York state, vocational students are even sent for their technical training to the same place where students with intellectual, learning and emotional disabilities are sent — often riding the notorious "short bus."

And then we wonder why they don't do as well as students in other countries whose talents are honored and acknowledged and whose curriculum is geared to help them sharpen those valuable talents, and we persist in justifying this, in part, with an outright lie.

A few years ago, I went to a high school in Maine to interview the International Students Club, a group of about 20 exchange students from a number of countries including France, Vietnam, Turkey, Serbia, Venezuela, Mexico, Egypt — in short, every continent except Antarctica. I asked them, if a student chose either the college track or the engineering track, and then later changed his mind, how hard it would be to switch to the other.

They looked at me in some puzzlement and then all – ALL – came up with the same answer. You go talk to your guidance counselor and say you want to switch and you get switched. No big deal. They did admit that, if you kept doing that every semester, your counselors would probably become annoyed and it would likely take you forever to graduate, but there was nothing actually stopping you from doing it.

The idea that a two-track system locks kids into one or the other is a damned lie, and it shouldn't take anyone more than two minutes to find that out, if they want to know.

3. "Waiting For Superman" was hailed as a great public service, sponsored by various foundations and intended to start the dialogue that would save our children. NBC put on prime time programs discussing it, Arianna Huffington let it dominate Huffpo for a couple of weeks, and yet only those in major cities actually got to see it during that time when it was being discussed.

Seems to me that, if the foundations were serious about opening this great dialogue, they'd have ponyed up a little more money and arranged to have the thing broadcast or streamed or available on disk from the get-go, so we could all join in the discussion. But as long as the People Who Matter got to see it in a timely manner, I guess that's good enough.

Meanwhile, Signe Wilkinson is right, but I don't think anybody really gives a damn.

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  1. I remember still seeing ‘No Child Left Behind’ posters posted to walls everywhere in Houston, just last year. Nobody bothered to take them down, even despite the corruption. That says a great deal to me.. One point they never seem to focus on is, I believe the vast majority of students are bored out of their wits, with the internet and what not they learn so much so fast, who knows where they are on the learning curve and then sit all these individual minds in a set curriculum, it’s bound to be redundant to a great many of them these days. At least I know I had that problem and we didn’t have internet yet. But who has time for home schooling?.. Teachers aren’t anywhere near at fault, they are far more qualified than they’ve ever been, and need to be given more freedom to do their thing. Heck, we still had the paddle to deal with in my day. I’m not saying corporal punishment is the answer and shouldn’t be needed if parents had the time to teach there children some manners, but these teachers seemed handcuffed on every level. It’s unfortunate. The American education system seems like a socialist system these days…

  2. I agree, Mike, but I want you to take it a step further. The public outrage when someone with a ‘normal’ IQ was discovered in one of the horrific old institutions we shut down was always striking to me (“and he’s not even retarded”) – as though it were perfectly all right for all the others to be there – as though they were some alternate species who probably didn’t notice their neglect and maltreatment. They noticed. They noticed.
    OK, so here’s my rant: Treating students with intellectual disabilities as if they are ‘retarded’ is ALSO unacceptable. IQ testing – that 20th century delight that led to classification of human beings according to a narrow range of characteristics – has resulted in a broad dismissal (in the popular mind, at least) of a group of complex individuals as – instead – some static, global, slowed-down monolith: ‘retarded’ – as human beings, not merely in learning (the central objection to the use of that term). Most of us should be grateful the determining number for how we would forever be housed and educated was not Albert Einstein’s IQ. (There were some lucky folks in the 70’s who were miraculously cured when the IQ level for ‘mental retardation’ was lowered from 75 to 70)
    Intellectual functioning is central to our education system, certainly, but it is only one aspect of being human. Isn’t it in our national interest to prepare all our children for adulthood? As you point out, there are people better at working on things than ideas – some even ‘gifted’ at it – and this doesn’t touch creativity or emotional intelligence. Some of those are folks who also have intellectual disabilities to varying degrees.
    Special education is supposed to be individualized – and in some places it really is. Other places, however, much, much less so. We still accept unimaginative, one-size-fits-all approaches, and so some states still have separate trailers or buildings. So why shouldn’t the less dis-favored low caste of ‘vocational students’ go there? Maybe there are some other groups who could be sent, too – build up a constituency for the necessary budget shifts. Nothing will change until we really decide all kids deserve to be treated as individuals with unique educational needs.
    End of rant. 🙂

  3. I don’t disagree with what you say, and I’ve seen some excellent examples of mainstreaming, though not in classes of 30 kids, and not without aides present.
    However, how we educate those who face barriers and disabilities is a whole other topic, and there’s a nagging suggestion (I’m sure unintended), that, in bringing this up now, you are still looking at the academic/technical divide in a hierarchal way, and that’s the burr under my saddle.
    It’s not a hierarchy. Technical education is NOT for kids who can’t handle an academic curriculum, or, at least, it isn’t in most of the world. It shouldn’t be here. But it is.
    I know a young man who had the great misfortune to be identified as gifted in junior high. I say “misfortune” because, while he enjoyed theater, went to classical music concerts and was an avid fan of museums and art galleries, he had no interest in studying the liberal arts.
    However, because he went to school in America, he was pigeonholed as “college material” and his high school education was a torture and largely a waste.
    He wasted a year and a half shoehorned and cookie-cuttered into college before dropping out to join the service, then returned to civilian life and attended a two-year nursing school where he graduated at the top of his class. He is, today, greatly respected in his field and is offered leadership positions at one of the nation’s top medical facilities.
    That success comes despite all the people who nagged him throughout his youth about his “great potential” and who so desperately wanted him to “apply himself” and become an egghead.
    That would not have happened most places in the developed world. Whatever they do about the kids who can’t keep up, they have the good sense not to disrespect bright kids whose academic goals don’t include Shakespeare (or Goethe or whoever).

  4. Anyone who thinks the public schools should be run like a business needs to read “Dilbert,” because they already are. I had far more “pointy-haired bosses” as principals than I had good ones over a 31 year teaching career.

  5. And I think, Mary, that the vertical power structure of schools makes those PHB’s even more powerful. There’s a lot of “Daddy hits Junior, Junior kicks the dog” going on in our schools.
    I have seen some improvement, but it’s spotty. Back in the late 80’s, I saw a case where the school was hiring a principal, so they appointed a committee of teachers to interview the finalists. The teachers reported back, “We like this one best, and then this one,” and the board said, “No, you guessed wrong. We’re hiring this one.” It would have been better if they hadn’t asked, than, having asked, to dismiss the recommendation. It was a very unhappy school!

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