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CSotD: Doonesbury: Special Back-to-School edition

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Doonesbury continues to explore the gap between the privileged kids who head off to private, four-year colleges after high school, and the working class stiffs who end up in places like Iraq, Afghanistan and trailer parks.

Alex should be embarrassed over her lack of empathy for Leo when it comes to goals, but I wouldn't be too hard on her for her own attitude towards school. Fact is, Americans have no real sense of what college does or why people should go there, and we simply shovel our kids in one end and hope they stick long enough to emerge at the other end with some kind of document showing they've been there.

School administrators announce at graduation the percentage of kids who are headed straight to college, but I've never heard one say, "And, of the kids in last year's class who went straight to college, nearly 60 percent are still there, while 32 percent of the previous year's college enrollees remain in class as we speak."

Nor do they have much to say about the kids like Leo, who get out of school and go into the service, where they pick up some maturity, some job training and some sense of what they want out of life.

This isn't all that new. As it happens, my father dropped out of Alex's alma mater to go fight in World War II and came back to finish up his degree as a married vet with a kid. He told me he thought that, in many ways, he and his cohorts put a damper on the college experience for the traditional students because they were so focused and serious. But, on the documentary program "Our World," cohost Ray Gandolf waxed rhapsodic about those returning GIs, because he said they brought valuable real world experience into a roomful of college-aged kids like him.

But it goes back farther than that. In the 1861 sequel to "Tom Brown's Schooldays," "Tom Brown at Oxford," our young protagonist finds himself adrift amid the spendthrift rich kids, only to be pulled back to reason by a poor student whose father was a naval pensioner and who is working his way through school as a waiter. This theme was stolen, mostly intact, in 1912 for Owen Johnson's "Stover at Yale," which Fitzgerald called "the textbook of his generation."

For my part, I heard the drumbeat about getting into "the college of your choice" and it seemed a wonderful goal, but, once I had gotten into the college of my choice, I was like Robert Redford's famous newly-elected Senator: What do we do now? After three years of not much, I dropped out, spent a year in the real world and returned as a married student to find that my grades went up about a point and a half and I actually cared about what we were studying.

My elder son only needed a year of college, mostly spent drinking beer and going to hockey games, to convince him that "getting into the college of your choice" was a pointless goal. But, after five years in the navy, he got the two-year degree he wanted, with honors, and embarked on a solid, successful career.

To be fair, there are plenty of kids — my other son and my stepdaughter among them — who head straight to college with a level-headed view of why they are there and what they want from it, and who pass through those four years with focus and purpose and joy.

But this notion that the only respectable educational path leads to college is senseless, and not just because the historical record stands so strongly against it. It's not just the collective cultural experience of Tom Brown and Dink Stover and the Greatest Generation that makes this so clearly wrong-headed.

At the same time we have shifted high school curricula away from technical and career prep and into college-for-all mode, we fret that our schools are not as good at preparing our kids for the future as the schools in Germany and Japan and other countries where they most certainly do not look down upon kids whose goals don't include sitting in classrooms parsing Shakespeare and Wordsworth.

Those nations whose students achieve so much are nations that support giving kids what they want and need, nurturing their talents and interests rather than mindlessly shoehorning them into an educational path in which a significant portion will fail, or, at least, fail to learn anything valuable. If we want their educational results, we need to mimic their educational philosophy.

A nation that does not respect and support its Leos doesn't deserve them.

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  1. Hear hear! It wasn’t until I got to graduate school that I had an idea of what I wanted. Consequently, I never missed a class, and got much better grades than I did in college.
    Not everybody needs to go to college, and the possession of a college degree does not automatically guarantee wisdom. One of the best managers I ever worked for never went beyond high school. The worst (a childish petty tyrant) was getting a PhD in management.
    I did get a lot out of college, though, and the best thing I got was a group of friends who have stuck by me (and I’ve stuck by them) for 30 years. They’re worth more to me than the college degree.

  2. I think it’s pretty simple: for most students (and a goodly percentage of parents and administrators) a degree is the goal, not the learning that it’s supposed to certify. As long as that’s the case, then effort (including attendance in class) will usually be an irritating bother to be endured, not an opportunity to be seized. This is not a new condition, of course. I used to cut classes with the worst of ’em.

  3. To go off on a tangent, I don’t know about the States, but here in Canada the “4-year college for all by default” mentality of the education system has led to an unintended consequence – a serious shortage of trades people. Our own province has just launched a refreshed approach to apprenticeship programs and invested in aggressive recruitment to encourage kids to consider studying for a trade (plumbing, electrical, carpentry, etc) instead of going to a uni.
    In our own case, when our furnace guy retired, nobody was interested in taking over the business, and it took us 2 years to find another service taking customers.

  4. I forget where I read it, but it has been said the only thing most college degrees prove to potential employers is that one is trainable.
    re TOM BROWN’S SCHOOL DAYS: The villain of the story, Flashman, ended up as the hero of a series of well written & utterly hilarious historical novels by the late George MacDonald Fraser. Highly recommended.

  5. I don’t know that a year off between high school and college wouldn’t benefit just about everyone. A friend’s daughter spent a year in Italy as an au pair before enrolling at Ithaca, and the college had happily admitted her with a deferred entry. I’m sure they didn’t mind having a more mature kid on their hands.
    Meanwhile, we’re not completely out of competent craftsmen down here, but we’re working on it.
    As for Flashman, I was surprised, upon reading the book, at how little he figures in it. He’s certainly a major bad guy while he’s there, but I expected him cover-to-cover and he’s not at all. Apparently, he got a better agent by the time Fraser took up his thread!

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