Comic Strip of the Day

CSotD: The Genius Factor

Here’s an oldie from 2000 which I came across when I was, of course, looking for something else. It was an instant favorite of mine because (A) I had a neighbor who overdecorated at Christmas and (B) at the time this appeared, General Electric had thrown up in the Hudson River and was fighting for the right to not clean up their mess.

I hadn’t started CSotD yet when this ran, but I posted it on my personal blog with this remark:

Did you ever wonder, when you were in college, about that kid who set his speakers up in the window and blasted his music over the quad? I mean, what happens to an obnoxious kid like that when he grows up?

This. This is what happens to him.

I stand by that assessment.

Ted Talks are still on NPR but the craze seems to have faded. Or maybe everyone has already had their chance to get up and make a speech.

When they started, I had the impression that there was some group who sought out amazing people and recruited them to explain their theories to the world, somewhat like getting a MacArthur Genius Grant except you didn’t get $800,000. Which, come to think of it, makes it not at all like a MacArthur Genius Grant.

Also, I think people who get a MacArthur Genius Grant are often surprised, as well they should be. I don’t think a lot of geniuses think they are geniuses. But you can nominate yourself to give a Ted Talk, which circles back to Sipress’ cartoon because why else would you?

I don’t know if Newton thought he was a genius, though he was so clearly autistic that his self-image is problematic. I’d guess Lavoisier and Priestly each thought he was a genius and the other guy wasn’t. And Edison was too busy working to fret over it.

Elon Musk thinks he’s a genius, but he’s mostly good at showing up with a bundle of money at the right time, which inspired this insightful Internet wisecrack:

Speaking of self-driving cars, not only did Sunday’s Bizarro make me laugh but I’m awarding Piraro a Good Timing Prize for having it come out just as the AI people are warning that their fabulous invention is probably going to kill us all.

Which, if they were geniuses, they would have foreseen. Assuming it’s correct. But whether it’s right or not, I don’t have any agency to change it one way or the other, except to vote for people who might make better choices than we’ve seen so far.

As for modernish cars, mine is 11 and has a standard transmission. About the only magical thing it has is a back-up camera, which I rarely use because I get a better view by combining the three mirrors on my car with looking out my back window.

This should be my last car because if I last longer than it does, I’ll be at an age where I shouldn’t be driving anyway. And I won’t want to be on the road if there are a bunch of people my age tooling around in self-driving cars, because that sounds like a solution and I sure doubt that it will be.

As it is, I think we need a publicity campaign to explain that a handicap sticker is about where you can park. It’s not a bad-driving permit.

I miss cars you could fix, not that I ever did. But the advantage of my VW Camper was that I could take it to a shade-tree mechanic who could get it back on the road with new parts or scrounged parts or a coat hanger or something.

Back then, even if it wasn’t a VW, all you had to know about car trouble was whether you should drive carefully to a service station (remember them?) or shut it off and call a tow truck. The guy at the gas station could fix whatever it was.

My car has taken to turning on all its warning lights, and I have a sneaking suspicion that, rather than replacing a fuse, fixing it is going to involve a $500 module, which might not fix it after all.

So my response is to keep an eye on my oil level because most of those other lights don’t matter a whole lot.

Edison Lee is a young genius, but he often falls short, and, by the way, you should be reading it during the week because he invented something that accidentally dragged him and his friends into Around the World in 80 Days and it’s been a fun, extended adventure.

Sunday’s piece made me laugh because I’m on T-Mobile Internet, which works off towers, not wires, and so my computer doesn’t know where the hell we are, but I gather the system has two head ends, one in the Boston area and one in Rhode Island. This makes on-line shopping problematic, because I get suggestions for stores in Providence or Woburn, while, at the moment, the TV is showing me political ads for Rhode Island candidates.

As for weather, I have a doohickey in the lower left corner that knows where I live, but then I get bulletins elsewhere on my screen about weather on, I dunno, Planet Purple or some place.

I don’t know how Fed Ex operates, but UPS lies. They send out an email saying your package will arrive today, which means it might arrive tomorrow. Then they send another saying it has been delivered, which means you should walk around the building in case the driver thought “back apartment” meant “front porch.”

Or possibly it’s still on the truck and they’ll put it on the steps after bedtime, as soon as it starts raining.

I don’t have much good to say about Jeff Bezos, but at least his serfs get the package to the right place at the time promised.

I don’t get bots in my email, but they sure are all over social media. I’ve got Facebook pretty well curated and BlueSky isn’t bad, but checking out Xitter yields Bub’s response — Bot … bot … bot …

Anyway, Mozart was a genius for sure.

Mike Peterson has posted his "Comic Strip of the Day" column every day since 2010. His opinions are his own, but we welcome comments either agreeing or in opposition.

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  1. thanks for explaining the reason that my desktop and tablet think “my store” is hours away. keep up the good work!

  2. Why do I assume that the AI hubbub is a ploy to get more money from the government? It kinda feels like a protection racket.

  3. “I don’t have much good to say about Jeff Bezos, but at least his serfs get the package to the right place at the time promised.”

    Now if the things I order could be here at the right time AND PACKED DECENTLY TO PREVENT DESTRUCTION… Well, that would be greatly appreciated. I recently had to keep sending the same book back with a crushed/broken spine until they had run out of supply and would not be getting any more copies in. Quite irritating.

  4. Not that My Better Half and I have ever had a problem with deliveries ourselves, but “Is This Your Porch My Package Is On?” posts are a regular feature of our neighborhood Facebook page. Amazon deliveries show up as often as anyone else’s.

  5. Old people tooling around in self-driving cars *is* a solution, if you think of the self-driving cars as ice floes.

    When I give up the keys (I’m 77) I’ll probably prefer the self-driving taxi to the random Uber driver.

  6. I’ve known some startlingly smart people and not one of them would refer to him/herself as a genius. On the other hand, someone who lets you know they’re a genius within 10 minutes of meeting them is invariably a tool.

    I’ve found that, while general intelligence can be a helpful foundation in life, hard work and persistence are much more useful and important. A lazy genius is of no use to anyone.

    Thanks for the reminder to read Edison Lee. It’s always terrific!

  7. And then there’s “Stable Genius” Donald Trump

    Who I assume calls himself that because he belongs in a stable

    1. It’s like calling yourself a saint or super cool. A self-promoting claim immediately causes suspicion and doubt as to it’s validity.
      “The more he spoke of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons”.

  8. I live in a sublevel apartment that isn’t clearly marked, which is nice and private but also makes it a total crapshoot whenever I order something online.

    Usually, it gets put by my mailbox out front which is fine.
    Best is when they actually go around the back, down the stairs, and put it by my door.
    Worst is when they have no effing clue where I am, and either declare my package “undeliverable” and send it back to the Post Office or else leave it at some random door.

    At least one time the delivery driver sent me a picture of where they put it, and that was a good thing because they left it at the wrong address. What wasn’t so nice is that the person who lived there had actually opened it. For crying out loud DON’T open mail that isn’t addressed to you. Pretty sure that’s a felony?

    1. There have been times when I was expecting a delivery, I got a delivery, and I didn’t check the address before I opened it. No malice, just carelessness. And I made sure it got to its proper destination.

    2. I just rent a Private Mailbox. UPS/FedEx/USPS are happy to deliver packages there, the place sends me an email when a package shows up, and will hold it for months. No stolen/lost/misdelivered/rained-on packages ever. Totally worth it.

      1. I’ve rented mail boxes for decades so FEdEx/UPS can unambiguously deliver there.

        Usually. Once I went to the PO for a late delivery. They told me a regular walking Mail Carrier saw my box in a garbage can two blocks from the PO, and brought it back.

  9. The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee, hilariously accurate. All of the “self driving cars” funny also. First time reading the CSotD and found it laugh out loud funny and relatable. Keep em comin.

  10. With all this kerfuffle about AI I would like to share this “Dimension X” radio broadcast from 1950 titled “A Logic Named Joe”. This program is based on a 1948 short story written by Murray Leinster. It is pretty good prediction of the future considering the ten computers in existence weren’t even called computers back then.

    https://www.relicradio.com/otr/2021/12/a-logic-named-joe-by-dimension-x-2/

  11. Surprised no one commented on the 8647 in the Bizarro comic. Hope it doesn’t get canceled the way Non Sequitur was from my hometown newspaper.

  12. “We’re doomed, I tells ya! We’re DOOMED!

    Well, maybe not, but things don’t look real rosy. I suspect all corporate flunkies (and Obnoxious Orange) on principle.

  13. I highly recommend Fredric Brown’s “The Answer”, a very short SciFI story.
    It is relevant to discussions of AI.

  14. A while ago, I finally started using a VPN. I love figure skating, but Peacock only gives 48 hours before the event disappears. During the Grand Prix series, that is just not enough time. The YouTube channel for the ISU doesn’t allow access to viewers from the US. So, I started using the UK. I usually watched the event, and then turned off the VPN. Every morning, I go to the same sites: my local paper and The Weather Channel’s. Imagine my surprise when it showed we were going to have rain. I live in NC, and we are in our 10th straight year of drought. At one point, we were 12 inches under for the year! So, while I was happy to see the forecast, I was also shocked. Then I notice there were three locations showing for my favorites: Illinois (where my daughter lives), Fayetteville (our house), and Sheffield, England. I’ve got to say, it was cool to see the differences.

    In regards to deliveries, when we PCSed back to the States, my mother mailed us her old Christmas tree. It was taking much longer than normal for the box to arrive. I know you used to live in the Springs. Do you remember Pikes Peak Avenue and Colorado Avenue? Sometime in the distant past, the house we were living in (built in 1904) was on Colorado. Then, the city rezoned a couple of blocks, and suddenly the house was on Pile Peak. Because of the was the house was situated, we never used the front door. Come to find out, the tree had been on that porch for days!

    That house was neat. In the basement, there was a “room” that quite obviously was illegally created. Whoever created it just broke through the wall, and dug out the dirt, thereby creating a room. In the ceiling was an old manhole cover!! Obviously, a road had once ran next to the house. We moved into the house in November, so the ground was all snow-covered. When it melted, I expected to be able to find the cover in the yard. Nope. The area where it should have been was covered in grass.

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