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CSotD: Comic Relief

There seems to be a contest to see who can draw the best cartoon about ICE agents peeing with their shock gloves on. Bado has several more at his blog, which spares me having to collect an array.

I’ll deal with the gloves more seriously tomorrow, but, in the meantime, I would invite you to dwell upon the obsessions of the male psyche, because I haven’t seen any women cartoonists bringing up this issue. As a country boy, I would compare it to the practice of inviting other boys to pee on an electric cattle fence, which I think was done more as a dare than in an attempt to trick them, and, unlike tipping cows, it was something you could actually do, if you were dumb enough.

And speaking of great minds thinking alike, here’s a

Juxtaposition of the Day

This pair from Sunday reminds me of the foolery in Stand By Me. The movie didn’t bring back memories of going to look at dead bodies, but it certainly recaptured the sense of comradeship of young boys on the brink of puberty, and while swatting imaginary mosquitos didn’t occur in the film, it did in real life, and was part of the process of setting up a hierarchy within the group.

Which would determine who dares whom to pee on the electric cattle fence.

Quick break in the Juxtapositions to point out that Crabgrass is also set in that time of young boys growing up, and the current story arc has been fun.

As it happens, the first woman I went out with post-divorce was the ex-wife of the principal at my son’s school, which didn’t create any problems on my end of things, since I’d always gotten along well with both of them, as had my son, and their divorce seemed as cordial as is possible. However, I’d had an extended job subbing there, in the course of which I threw their daughter out of class. She hadn’t forgotten and things didn’t last.

Probably best to keep different elements of your life at arm’s length from each other, but we’ll see how Kevin and his mom and his principal get through it all.

Juxtaposition of the Day #2 if you don’t count the gloves

There are coincidences in cartooning, and there are also gagwriters, and it sometimes seems that two different cartoonists got the same gag from someone. I don’t condemn artists for buying a gag once in awhile, given how many they are expected to crank out in the course of a year, but I’d point out that while this pairing is based on the same concept, each strip is very distinctly written.

Dogs of C Kennel has dogs of different personalities, but remains very doggy, while Pooch Cafe is based on Poncho’s blend of dog obsessions and human personalities, and those distinctions are very evident in how they framed the idea, whether it was purely coincidental or suggested.

Dogs of C Kennel has the most literal translation, but I can’t argue with what Poncho encounters, and in either case, the laugh is in how unsurprising it turns out to be.

You’ll note I said those two strips were based on the same concept, and I meant “based on.” One of the benefits of being an editor is that you’re allowed to impose your eccentric preferences on your writers, and here’s a way I let the youngsters on my staff in Denver know that I didn’t want to see “based off of” in their copy.

I don’t know if it’s a real grammar rule or not, but as editor-imposed rules go, I think I was being reasonable.

Collins clearly has a longer list of eccentric usage rules, but he has the advantage of being British and thus permitted to rail against American usage creeping into his life. For my part, I don’t understand why people in New York stand on line instead of in line like the rest of us, while anyone in America who speaks of renting a flat or going up in a lift is being pretentious.

This topic brings to mind the line from My Fair Lady in which Higgins grouses that “in America they haven’t used it in years,” which is clever but the whole movie is, as the British say, too clever by half. If you ever have the chance, watch the film of G.B. Shaw’s play Pygmalion, with Leslie Howard and Wendy Hiller, which is far more interesting than the fluffery it inspired.

Speaking of award-winning movies, Iffland illustrates one of the main factors that make award shows unwatchable. IIRC, back when Bob Hope and Johnny Carson hosted the Oscars, they handled the comedy and the presenters largely stuck to announcing the candidates and the winners.

Iffland is right about the wretched delivery, but it’s only fair to point out that, for all that these award shows spend on decor and music and so forth, they sure can’t be spending much on writers.

I’m at an age at which I see doctors with some frequency and I got a laff out of this one. I do like the doctor having all my records at hand, including those from other visits to other specialists, so I have no problem with the computers themselves.

The issue, rather, is the number of hospitals now owned by vulture capitalists, who put doctors on an assembly line and seem more concerned with how many patients they see rather than how many they help. I like my doctors and have had the same GP for nearly 20 years, but now he’s a PCP and seems a bit more rushed than he used to.

Ah well. I’m sure things will improve once we’ve finished rounding up and deporting all the LPNs and aides.

Wiley offers a little bittersweet hope, in that voters appear to be waking up to the fact that all the good news seems to benefit those who make their living on Wall Street rather than the people who trusted them to lower prices, avoid unnecessary wars and make sure Social Security is there when the cat food runs out.

Mike Peterson has posted his "Comic Strip of the Day" column every day since 2010. His opinions are his own, but we welcome comments either agreeing or in opposition.

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  1. 1) an insult to vultures! capitalists ars more like bad but pretty opportunist ambush predators, eg: eagles. cartoonists are the good but ugly scavangers, eg: vultures.
    2) my fave recent dog-talk cartoon shows a dog in human garb reading while a human in a diaper yell “hey, hey, hey…” at an other human peeing on a tree out side. yes dogs dont wear diapers but they dont wear cardigans either. also kliban did a dog-speak translator decades ago, not complaining tho’

  2. So does peeing on an electric fence actually result in an electric shock? It seems like the stream might not be sufficiently continuous to sustain an electric circuit, though I would be strongly disinclined to try the experiment.
    I grew up on a farm and we sometimes used electric fences, but I never heard of anyone actually trying this.

    1. The boys at “Mythbusters” addressed the issues of peeing on electric fences and subway tracks.
      And then, there was “Ren & Stimpy” and Stimpy’s favorite board game.
      It even had its own cute jingle.

      1. Maybe it’s more like cow-tipping after all. I never knew anyone dumb enough to try either.

      2. A friend admitted to me that once in a drunken stupor, at night, in the country, he unwittingly cut loose on an electric fence. He said that he woke up on the ground wondering what hit him. It was a sobering experience

    2. My uncle dared my brother to do it. Hilarity ensued.

  3. “Based off”? Let’s not forget “Based out of”.

    1. “Based out of” makes sense if you’re using it as a synonym for “headquartered in.”

      1. Mike, I can guarantee that those young reporters remembered your various grammar rules. I know I sure as hell do.

  4. Does ANYONE actually pull his pants down to his knees when peeing in a public restroom?

  5. “Based off of” really chafes my hide as well, so I support you in your campaign. Not that it’ll do either of us any good.

    I swear, the last routine physical exam I had with my PCP, I asked him about something and he actually Googled it on his pad. I already did that at home, Doc! Hoped maybe you’d have a different take.

    I agree that “lift” sound pretentious coming from a USAan–“Oh, did you just return from a week in London, I’d have never guessed!”–but I’ve heard “flat” easing its way into becoming a commonly used and understood American word. As for “could/couldn’t care less,” it’s a valiant fight on both sides of the Atlantic. Maybe we should invoke NATO’s Article 5 to fight the common enemy of people who don’t know how words work.

    1. You’d find a lot of people who know how words work also understand the power of sarcasm as an intensivist. My mother used to end back-and-forth with her children by saying “Irregardless …” and letting it hang in the air like a threat. As for humorless grammar nazis, I could care less what they think (but it’s not worth the effort).

  6. I’m pretty sure Gary Larsen drew a dog translator cartoon many years ago. It translated the dogs of the neighborhood saying, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!”

    1. I recall a Don Martin cartoon in Mad about a scientist who invented a dolphin-to-human translator. He excitedly extended a microphone to a squaking dolphin, read the translation on a computer screen … and turned around to zip up his fly, as the dolphin cracked up.

  7. us New Yorkers know that “standing in line” means you’re amongst and between others and “standing on line” sounds like you and the others are being transported on a conveyor belt. and besides, “on line” has long been repurposed in a more meaningful way.

  8. It is really disappointing to see Martial Law as a subject for comedy. There is nothing funny about ICE killings, ICE invasions, ICE detention centers, nor ICE weaponry. I’d rather editorial cartoonists focus on identifying the ICE involvement in our society for what it is, MARTIAL LAW.

    1. Didn’t study Swift in school? How about Vonnegut? Read “Utopia” sometime — it’s hilarious because it’s biting. Or go watch “To Be or Not To Be” — either the Jack Benny or Mel Brooks version.

      Dictators are prepared to fight those who argue, but they can’t bear those who laugh at them. And ridicule is a good way to let people know that they can stand up to the bullies, too.
      https://youtu.be/OxkBiB9MPMk

      1. Swift, wasn’t he the guy who wrote that Gingrich era economic policy document? I think it was called “a modest proposal?”

  9. Professor Schwartzman was 34 years in front of the canine decoder crowd.

  10. I use both “could care less” and “couldn’t care less”. My intention is sarcasm with “could” and (perhaps angry) emphasis with “couldn’t”. My own usage rules have always been more important to me than those of my critics…which group includes most people I know more than casually.

  11. I’ll admit “I could care less” ticks me off because it completely alters the intended meaning.

  12. When I was a kid we “slept over at” a friend’s house. By the time I was teaching, kids “slept over his house, ” giving kind of a UFO vibe.

    I admire and enjoy Wiley’s work very much but at least here in Ahia you can wait for a sale and find human-grade tuna for less than cat-food tuna. Of course the cat food tuna contains (or darn well should contain) taurine.

  13. My old Detroit neighborhood had a lot of double houses which we called “an upper and a lower flat.” We lived in the lower, my grandmother lived in the upper. A few years ago I read about a new housing development trying to emulate the old neighborhoods like mine. Houses with front porches, alleyways, features like that. There was a house type called a “stacked ranch,” which is a pretentious name for an upper and a lower flat.

  14. I was about to say that Milwaukee has had two-story, two-residence houses called flats since well before I was born (’52), and believe me, England was never an influencing culture in the city of Gemütlichkeit.

  15. In Chicago a few years ago, a fellow from the far east with few english skills was unable to read a warning sign and peed on a ground level CTA 3rd rail. That, of course, has considerably more juice than an electric fence and he died from the encounter. As a city boy, I learned the hard way that an electric fence won’t kill you, but it will get your attention.

  16. It’s not that hard to tip cows. As long as it’s at least 15%.

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