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CSotD: Crusaders Have Captured The Holiday

The Secretary of Greasy Kid Stuff is hardly the first leader to pervert the message of Christ into a call for killing. As noted here before, while in the West the word “crusade” has come to mean pursuing a goal, in the days of the Iraq War we discovered that, in the Middle East, it still means “Christians killing Muslims for their faith.”

And if we don’t refer to our adventures in that part of the world as “Crusades” anymore, they sure smell the same.

Hegseth doesn’t go on about Muslims. He just likes to kill people and violate international rules of war to do so. It’s his boss who has made hateful comments and told outrageous lies about Muslims, but it’s his boss who hired him, and so it’s hardly surprising if our efforts in Iran seem more than a little tinged with a bigotry that both Christ and Saladin would recognize.

I’m only speaking philosophically, not religiously. Trump and Hegseth would also appall Socrates and, for that matter, Abraham Lincoln. There are all sorts of people whose beliefs and teachings clash with the Crusaders currently running the show.

My sophomore year in college, I had a cartoon from Punch on my dorm-room door that showed a military officer saying to a civilian, “I say ‘Bomb them back to the Stone Age.’ It’s the only language I understand.”

I’ve thought of it often since Trump and Hegseth began showing us the only language they understand, and I understand the contempt Kevin Necessary poured into this portrait of the two barbarians.

But I prefer Morland’s take, because he doesn’t see the threat as existing alone. Rather, he suggests, it’s part of a long-term policy of primitive, destructive, barbaric behavior, and he enumerates a goodly number of things the caveman has thoughtlessly, brutally attacked.

It’s quite a condemnation, but it’s hard to dispute, and he compliments what the US once stood for by staging this destruction in a concert hall, with a stunned audience that had been expecting a bit more artistry.

It makes me think of LBJ and how he shocked Washington society from time to time with homespun actions like making his beagles yelp by pulling their ears or continuing an interview from the toilet with the door to his bathroom open. And, as David Levine famously turned into a political cartoon, lifting his shirt to show off the scar from his surgery.

But for all his rough edges, LBJ was a decent man and was genuinely pained by the chants of “Hey, Hey, LBJ! How many kids did you kill today?”

And if he was pragmatic to a fault — he’d learned from House Chair Sam Rayburn the dictum that “If you want to get along, you’ve got to go along” — he respected the Constitution and the foundations of our government. He was a tough sumbitch, but an honest one.

You could disagree with a man like that, and a lot of us did.

Even Dick Nixon snuck out of the White House in the night to go sit on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial and talk to anti-war demonstrators in town for the Moratorium. He was a crook, but he was not devoid of empathy.

We’re way past that. Both ethics and empathy are long gone.

The Christian Nationalists are attacking Texas Rep. James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian, for having progressive religious views on things like sexual orientation and identity. He may be Christian, but in their intolerant eyes, he’s the wrong kind of Christian.

And, again, it’s not religious to point out that Jesus specifically cast a Samaritan as a good man, who his listeners would have recognized as a pagan outsider, while he criticized two religious insiders who failed to help the victim of robbers.

It’s one of his most famous parables. You can only miss it on purpose.

Juxtaposition of the Day

If they do not love the Pope, whom they can see, how can they claim to love Jesus, whom they cannot see?

Again, it’s not about worshipping him. You’re not supposed to. But whether you accept Roman Catholic teachings about transubstantiation, mortal vs venial sins, and so forth, you can still accept that his calls for peace are consistent with the teachings of Christ.

Horsey shows how calls for peace conflict with Hegseth’s calls for Christian Crusades and death without mercy, but Matson touches on the refusal of conservative Catholics to accept the Pope’s teaching, not because it conflicts with their religious foundations but because he’s issuing a challenge to live up to them.

When I was of military age and war raged in Vietnam, I wrote to Pope Paul, asking him to make a statement about the war, given the number of Catholics among both the Vietnamese and the Americans. We didn’t need “pray for peace.” We needed specific guidance, so that, like Seventh Day Adventists, we could know what our religion demanded of us.

I got a letter back from a Vatican official telling me His Holiness was very concerned about war and that we should all pray for peace.

I like this Pope better, though it’s way too late to count me as a follower. The Dalai Lama issued a statement agreeing with Leo, and I like the Dalai Lama, too, as a philosopher, not a deity.

This might strike you as slightly blasphemous, and I’ve got enough religious people in my circle that I’m rarely amused by Easter Tomb jokes. They only offend me by proxy, you might say, but I’m willing to be offended by mockery of others.

If this were only a joke about how Dear Leader plasters his name on everything, I’d think it was tacky and mildly offensive. But the jaw-dropping blasphemy that took place as the White House celebrated Holy Week makes it as righteous as kicking over tables and swinging a rope’s end.

It wasn’t enough for the presiding pastor to compare Dear Leader to Jesus. Trump then stepped up and admitted that, just as Jesus was proclaimed a king by the crowd on Palm Sunday, so, too, he was a king himself.

Those folks had better hope they’re wrong about Hell being real.

Mike Peterson has posted his "Comic Strip of the Day" column every day since 2010. His opinions are his own, but we welcome comments either agreeing or in opposition.

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  1. John Stewart is a little sophisticated for this topic. Killing for Jesus by the Circle Jerks, from 1985 is more appropriate for the Caveman in Chief.

    1. But it was such a wonderful reprieve from all that’s going on to have the pleasure of listening to one of John’s great songs. Thanks to Mike Peterson for this particular musical choice.

  2. Kevin Necessary portrays a Trump so articulate as to lack verisimilitude.

  3. I also love the detail in Morten Moreland’s comic – while most of the audience do appear appalled, one guy seems to be thoroughly enjoying the performance.

  4. The “Z” pendant made of bones in Morland’s comic is a fantastic detail.

  5. Kudos to President Trump, Secretary Hegseth and the amazing United States Military for their miraculous rescue of the downed airman. Happy Easter and God Bless America!

    1. You seem to have a selective memory. Rescuing people in enemy territory is a very old tradition, not just in our military but universally. As for the ones that qualify as “miracles,” go back to 1995 and the case of Scott O’Grady, shot down over Bosnia and stranded for six days until the Navy was able to get to him. A “miracle” performed under President Bill Clinton.

      1. Thank you, Mike Peterson.

    2. A true miracle would be if someone grew a new arm after having one amputated. Or if a supernatural entity appeared on 60 Minutes to change water into wine or smite hypocrites. A military rescue? Only if you stretch the definition to include personal inclination to support preconceived notions.

    3. “Miraculous rescue”? While committing war crimes against Iranian civilians, we should rah, rah the rescue of pilots who may have bombed non-combitants? Happy Easter to you, Jack.

  6. Great post for Easter morning. The news these days is almost apocalyptic (I’m a Seventh Day Adventist, for what that’s worth) but feel I have more to fear from my own “leader” than foreign entities. Thank you for your insightful writings.

  7. Sort of on topic; was our president quoting Jesus in his Easter message this morning?

    1. The one with the F-bomb? I’d have to know the Aramaic equivalent to know how often JC used it. Maybe that’s how Dennis the Lesser screwed up the calendar: He spent seven years in the scriptorium just cutting out all the Lord’s profanity.

      1. What I wonder is what people said B.C., say, if they hit their thumb with a hammer – they didn’t shout, “Jesus H Christ!” Or even just “Jesus!” Jesus probably didn’t even shout “Kee-Rist!” 😆

      2. They hollered “Holy Moses!” once they knew who he was. Before that, they just raised Cain.

  8. Seeing as how empathy is now officially a sin, what’s coming out of the White House and Pentagon is hardly surprising.

    And if you ever needed proof that conservative Christians consider Trump their new god, that “spiritual adviser’s” comments should put any doubts to rest.

  9. it’s worth noting that the great David Levine’s centennial is this year: born December 20, 1926

  10. Around 1095, Pope Urban II promised Crusaders that God would forgive all their sins. The Crusaders proceeded to vie with the Muslims in cruelty.

    1. Did you have to actually get there to redeem your soul? Because a whole lot of Crusaders died along the way. They ought to at least get some sort of spiritual participation trophy, I would think. But maybe it’s like doing First Fridays — nine in a row gets you spiritual rewards, eight gets you nothing.

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