CSotD: Shut up and drive
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Derf Backderf on the recent report from the National Transportation Safety Board about cell phone use in cars. The third panel alone makes the whole comic a winner.
This is a rich topic for cartoonists, but most will take on the more logical aspects. There are already a raft of editorials online making the argument for personal responsibility, an argument, I would point out, that also applies to drunk-driving laws, speed limits, car inspection and even drivers' licenses themselves.
Why, yes, I think a 10-year-old should be allowed to drive, so long as his parents feel he is responsible and they have shown him the basics. And they can also determine better than some government agency whether he is responsible enough to down a couple of shots before he gets behind the wheel. Besides, he needs a car to get to the janitor job that President Gingrich got him down at the school.
I like the way Derf skips over that obvious pseudo-logical approach and goes after the stupid, obsessive underpinnings lurking behind all the discussion. After all, when the topic is smoking in restaurants, at least the smokers can point to the biological craving, and the fact that, overall addiction aside, once your body has become accustomed to nicotine, your digestive tract demands it in the wake of a heavy meal.
There is a physical component to the desire to light up in a restaurant. There's no physical need to yap on a cell phone, and there is no practical need that couldn't be satisfied by pulling over to the side of the road and stopping for a few minutes.
And the risks of distraction are so obvious and objectively proveable that they needed to be kept under wraps.
The arguments against it are like the arguments against the connection between smoking and cancer, or the arguments against climate change. And, when analyzed, they come down to the waa-waa-waa-everybody's-picking-on-me that Derf skewers so well, particularly in his second panel.
Obama got in a lot of trouble, back in 2008, for suggesting that, in hard times, blue collar people would be particularly concerned about preserving their Second Amendment rights and particularly involved in their religious beliefs. I never understood why that was a bad thing to say, but he might have added that they would be more worried about petty infringements on daily life than on more global issues, and he'd have been right about that, too.
I can't control Bank of America's business practices and I don't feel that anyone is going to, but I have my cell phone in my hand and I want to talk on it when I want to talk on it and I don't want anyone telling me I can't.
So, yeah, we'll be clinging to our guns, our religion AND our cell phones.
As for a ban, no, I don't know how you enforce it, other than (as some have suggested) making cars in which cell phones won't work. Which would turn this place into Cuba, with everybody driving 20 year old cars.
That would make my voiture classique harder to find in a parking lot, but, since I don't want to talk on the phone while I drive, maybe I could swap it to some hyperconnected chatterbox for a new phone-proof hybrid.
But it's not a matter of passing a law that makes it stop happening entirely. No law does that. For example, seat-belt laws are nearly as hard to enforce, and yet the emphasis on usage has created a generation who, by overwhelming numbers, simply accept that you get in the car and belt in.
I don't know that you can have that kind of impact on people who can't take a walk on the beach at sunset without their MP3 players, who whip out their phones to post every meal on Facebook and who can't buy a roll of paper towels without talking to someone at the same time, but how many lives do you have to save before the effort becomes worthwhile?
By the way: Derf has a graphic memoir on the verge of release called "My Friend Dahmer" about his high-school friendship with the future serial killer. It's getting very solid, positive reviews, which you can see at that link.
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