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Pearls

Morey Amsterdamused to say that you don't have to have a great sense of humor to be a comedian. You just have to have a great memory. Considering that he was called "The Human Joke Machine," I guess he'd know. He used to do challenges where somebody would throw out a random topic and he'd instantly come up with a joke about it.

I don't have his memory and, too often, when someone suggests a joke, my mind goes completely blank, which would be the opposite of Morey Amsterdam, except that I do seem to have a prodigious memory for wiseass comments, which are like jokes except that you end up with one fewer person laughing.

Like the time I was sitting waiting for a department head meeting (not being one myself at the time) and the ad manager was talking about her planned trip to the Carolinas. Someone mentioned news reports of shark attacks but she said she was going to swim anyway, and I piped up, "Well, I suppose there's such a thing as professional courtesy …"

Old joke, but, at that moment, the publisher walked into the room to find all but one department head rolling around on the floor laughing. And, speaking of heads rolling, it was a good thing for me that I didn't report to the ad manager.

Anyway, when I saw today's Pearls Before Swine, my inner Morey clicked and I went back to the files. Yup, we already knew she was dead. January 13, 2002, which is to say, within its first month of syndication.

I don't know whether to be impressed with Stephan Pastis for his consistency, or alarmed by it. Or should we assume he has an aunt somewhere who has now come across two of her nephew's strips that she doesn't think are funny?

Pearls

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  1. He also recognized an uncle in a package of bacon a few years ago–the strip* is up on my wall at work, and I’ll fill in the details later today, if comicstripoftheday.com isn’t filtered and someone else doesn’t beat me to it.
    *Comic strip, that is. I don’t think we’re allowed to tack bacon to our walls where I work.

  2. Yes, comicstripoftheday.com is filtered at work. Pig recognized an uncle and two cousins, back on 8 August 2005.
    It must be hard when your relatives keep showing up on grocery store shelves.

  3. he’s a PIG, for jebus’s sake….what are his relatives supposed to be?

  4. Either that or made into sausages. Every year they emerge from their package on the 2nd of February, and if they cast their shadow in the shape of a frying pan, we have six more weeks of lard.

  5. So, phred, did he identify the bacon as George? I was mostly fascinated by the fact that this disembodied ham (as in the best they are) was Aunt Vivian from eight years ago. Today, he speaks of George* the Bacon. Is this yet another established character?
    *He’s not named Francis. Restraint is good.

  6. Wow, Mike, way to separate yourself from expectations by several degrees.
    “He’s so unhip that when you say ‘Bacon’ he thinks you’re talking about Francis Bacon, whoever he was.”

  7. Okay, how’s this:
    Norman Mailer wrote “Armies of the Night” about anti-Vietnam demonstrations.
    Maxwell Taylor was ambassador to Vietnam.
    Barry Sadler served in Vietnam.
    Lou Adler sits next to Jack Nicholson at Lakers games.
    Jack Nicholson’s house is where Roman Polanski allegedly had sex with an underage, drugged girl.
    Roman Polanski directed the 1971 film “MacBeth.”
    Shakespeare wrote “MacBeth.”
    Francis Bacon wrote all of Shakespeare’s play.
    I’ve lost my harmonica.

  8. *Real* restraint – neither Uncle Francis nor Aunt Virginia.

  9. You and I are both lucky that I’m not your boss.

  10. Mike–it wasn’t George, but I can’t remember his name.

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