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Scott Adams Paralyzed/Hospitalized

In a situation that began yesterday and worsened today Dilbert creator Scott Adams is telling viewers:

“I am paralyzed below the waist. I can’t move any muscles. I do have feeling – just can’t move any muscles.” “The solution is to ambulance me to a facility to get radiated. They’re gonna try to radiate that pesky tumor around my spine.” “If all goes well…I could go home. The good news is, we’ve MRI’d it and looked at it. I got all the help I need at Kaiser.”

Real Coffee with Scott Adams – December 13, 2025

His Real No Coffee with Scott Adams abbreviated podcast for today with the news coming at the start.

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Comments 13

  1. “Oh No!

    …anyway…”

  2. God bless Scott. Not only an exceptional cartooning talent, but a man of integrity, truth, transparency and a fearless warrior. You’re in our prayers.

  3. Sh1t! I just want Sott to be happy and healthy! Maybe it’s a little selfish of me, because I enjoy listening to him so much. Why TF does this have to happen!?
    Hang in there pal!
    I hope you’re good as new before we know it 🙏💫🤧

  4. *Scott not Sott.
    See what you made me do!?

  5. Get Well. I know you will be fine. You’ll be back in no time

  6. No sh*t? Is this the only time we don’t get crap from a Tr*mper? At least we can now tell him to blow it out his *ss.

    1. Do you not know who Scott Adams is?

  7. He’s got insurance, I presume! He has not been very nice to the people who can’t afford insurance.

  8. Get well and have a speedy recovery, Mr. Adams.

  9. No worries, Don Jr just called daddy and air force 1 has been dispatched to pick him up. Everyone already waiting to be treated has been told to wait, a more important person has been moved to the front of the line. Gawd bless ‘Merica!

  10. There are replies in here that make me ashamed to share the same species designation as those commenters.

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