Comic Strip of the Day

CSotD: Ignorance is Strength

It’s lovely to think that, when a candidate makes a promise of “no new taxes,” the audience will respond by thinking of all they’d have to give up to make that promise true.

Slane is being sarcastic, and showing how things might run in a perfect world of well-informed, logical voters. Also, he’s from New Zealand, which may have more hobbits and ents than we have in America but also has orcs and nazgûls, and we’ve both got real people who will fall for anything.

And while New Zealand is a very long distance away, you never know who’s going to turn up here, as we’ve seen.

Attempts by a flailing administration to suppress voting includes calls for use of a highly inaccurate federal listing of people who may or may not be citizens.

Maricopa County, Arizona, used the SAVE list to check their 2.5 million voters and discovered 60 registered voters who were, according to the list, not citizens.

They devoted seven months to researching this outcome and discovered that 52 of the 60 actually were citizens, meaning that eight non-citizens had illegally voted in nine elections, including three who voted in the same election.

This article points out that those eight illegal voters couldn’t have made a difference in the 2020 general election between Biden and Trump, but claims that if all eight voters had turned out for the contest between Henry Clay and Andrew Jackson, they might have swung the vote.

Piffle.

Arizona was part of Mexico then, and, besides, given that Jackson got 54.74% of the popular vote compared to Clay’s 36.93%, eight people could not have changed the results unless they were members of the Supreme Court. Which only had seven justices then, none of them from Maricopa County.

The problem this “reform” addresses isn’t the wrong people voting. It’s people voting wrong, and the more people like that little old lady in Varvel’s cartoon are hassled at the polls by masked, armed men who carry no credentials, the less likely they’ll vote at all.

Varvel says he’d like to see that. As a poll-worker, I would not.

The wife in Stahler’s cartoon says we’ve gone from spinning the facts to posing threatening prospects to keep voters in line. The ads Trump is illegally charging to the government work to paint the world as a frightening, dangerous place in which only a brave, scowling Dear Leader can keep us safe.

Bramhall mocks the 1950’s style threats of communism that have been dusted off, and it does make you wonder who this fear campaign is aimed at.

As I’ve recalled several times, I showed juniors and seniors this cartoon about Pope John-Paul II’s visit to Cuba in 1998, and while they all recognized him and Castro, they had no idea what he was holding behind his back.

Anybody who was 16 back then is 44 today. The median age now is 38, meaning that half of Americans don’t even recognize the hammer-and-sickle, much less fear finding commies under their beds.

Senator Tommy Tuberville, who is trailing badly in the race for governor of Alabama, has trotted out a ridiculous rumor that there is a significant, dangerous presence of furries in the cockpits of commercial airlines.

No word on whether he expects help on this crisis from an FBI which now allows bestiality amongst its agents. He might better have continued the Republican war against drag queens, given the agency’s purported history.

As polls widen, there seems to be an increasing level of fear-mongering on the right, and Lester advances the notion that the Great Replacement Theory is not only aiming to replace the white, native-born majority over time, but is hoping to do so quickly enough to change the elections that are six weeks away.

Not only does he accuse Democrats of encouraging immigration (note that he doesn’t specifiy legal or illegal), but he suggests they are doing this in order to alter the outcome of this year’s elections, which seems an unnecessary conspiracy, given that the polls are predicting a massive Blue Wave that seems to grow by the day.

Juxtaposition of the Day

The midterms seem likely to be shaped by cost-of-living issues, and especially fuel costs. While rising diesel prices will likely raise food prices, that’s not as visible as the rising price at the pump, where people can watch the numbers scroll before their eyes.

Downes points out that Trump is blaming gas prices on Iran, but it’s also notable that he asked Zelenskyy to stop attacking Russian refineries, which he claims is why diesel prices have risen to such heights. It seems doubtful many voters will see a Ukrainian surrender to Putin as the answer to fuel prices, but desperate times call for desperate claims.

More interesting, however, is the difference between Bennett’s take and that of Anderson.

Bennett suggests that MAGA supporters are discouraged and disenchanted. Scraping off the bumpersticker seems an analogy to staying home Nov. 3, which could be a major factor in the predicted Blue Wave.

Anderson, meanwhile, seems to expect not just quiet schadenfreude but mockery and open joy as the MAGA faithful face defeat and the realization that they were played for suckers.

Perhaps that’s irresistible, but, first of all, it ain’t over ’til it’s over, and, more important, changing who’s picking on whom will not end our national crisis. We need reformation, not retribution.

And, boy, do we need reformation!

We’ve entered Big Brother’s world, Telnaes says, and that seems proven by Dear Leader having produced a political ad celebrating himself and charging it to the taxpayers. In the ad, he repeated his practice of using music without properly licensing it, and the composer is looking into his legal options.

But it’s important to see the poster that inspired Telnaes, which she saw at an exhibit called “The Future was Then; The Changing Face of Fascist Italy.”

Big Brother was a fictional character, but Benito Mussolini was a real person, and it does feel that we’ve gone from the metaphorical lessons of Animal Farm to the more chilling vision Orwell laid out in 1984.

Mike Peterson has posted his "Comic Strip of the Day" column every day since 2010. His opinions are his own, but we welcome comments either agreeing or in opposition.

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  1. About Varvel, I have had to show my driver’s license to the polling volunteers who then cross-refer me to the registered voters in our precinct – seems like this is how the process has worked for as long as I remember. But this is not what Republicans are clamoring for. Republicans want a national identification card, but they don’t want to: pay for it; define the criteria for it; design it; create the process for obtaining it; distribute it – you know, all the hard work of actually creating something that affects possibly every citizen in this country. No, they would rather bitch about it. And if such an ID card were ever created, what would they bitch and scaremonger about then?

    Varvel would be a proud citizen of Oceania

  2. Sure, Varvel, having my papers inspected by a masked dude in tactical gear in order to vote doesn’t sound dystopian at all.

  3. Does Varvel know the definition of integrity?

  4. I thought the Bennett cartoon was noting ‘Make TP again’ – like there is a shortage of toilet paper…..

    1. You thought the T and a very long space and another letter, P, indicated that the two letters were all that had been written on that line? And the rest of the message was “Make A (long space) Again”? And that someone had scratched out the blank spaces of the bumpersticker in between?

      Let me help you out: There was a candidate named Trump who ran on the slogan “Make America Great Again.” Seriously. You could look it up. (By the way, he won!)

      1. Mike, you hung out in the Philosophy Department, I hung out in the English Department. As I noted, I’ve heard weirder interpretations of things, and I’m apparently not the only one whose imagination went in that directions.

        Isaac Asimov tells the story, which I’m calling up from memory so it might not be entirely accurate, of one time he attended a talk where the speaker was describing the story “Nightfall” and all the interpretations and inferences that could be drawn from it. Isaac Asimov stood up and said “I can tell you that the author didn’t have any of that in mind when he wrote that story.” The speaker asked “How do you know?” Asimov: “Because I wrote it.” Speaker: “What makes you think you knew what you were writing it when you wrote it?”

        Maybe we’re getting to the philosophy department after all. Or the psychology department.

    2. You should live in MAGA country of rural Texas. There’s no doubt about what the bumper sticker was– nor is there doubt that there are fewer “Trump” flags flying than there were a year ago. Some of that may be due to the cheap, Chinese bulk-import of the printed flags. They weren’t durable enough to last for a year and they aren’t being replaced. Sadly, that may be due more to the price in groceries and gas. There’s less income for frivolity like banners and signs.

  5. This is farfetched, but I read a lot of literary criticism when I was getting my English degree and I’ve seen weirder. The bumper sticker on Clay Bennett’s truck could be read as “Make TP Again.” Now, something like 75% of American toilet paper is made of wood imported from Canada, which has a huge tariff on it. This could be a really subtle comment on our trade war with Canada.

    My local Costco generally has huge stacks of toilet paper. When they finally restocked I tried to pull a package of 24 off the top of the display and I created an avalanche. No bones were broken, but I did suffer some soft tissue damage.

    I’ll see myself out.

  6. Personally, I like the guy in Slane’s cartoon who simply says “Or ideas!” because yeah “No new taxes” has been bandied about so often by Republicans that everyone knows it’s BS. In fact, I live down the street from a local Republican branch and they’ve had “NO NEW TAXES” on their sign for a while now.
    How’s that working out?

    re: Varvel. I was born and raised in the USA, not to mention white af, and if I saw armed thugs at the polls I wouldn’t feel safe voting either. Because that’s the real goal here: to discourage people from voting at all.

    I’ve said it before but the whole “COMMUNISM!!!” thing is getting into serious Boy Who Cried Wolf territory, and it just doesn’t work on the kiddies as well as it does 80 year-old farts who pine for the good old days when black people had to sit in the back of the bus.

    Trump and A.I. have one thing in common: their blatant disregard for copyright and asking permission.
    Indeed, at last a couple of A.I. models have come right out and said “we’re not beholden to anybody, corporate or government”

    We truly live in interesting times…

  7. Herr Trumpf alone can fix it. Really.

  8. Varvel’s cartoon and its caption are so incongruous, I’m starting to wonder if he even understands what he’s drawing any more.

    Has he become a newspaper editor while we weren’t looking?

  9. and just in time for the mid-terms…DHS is warning of a new migrant caravan enroute to the border from Honduras.
    sigh.

    1. I remember the last midterm migrant caravan that trump told us about just as it was getting started. The movie Canadian bacon did a good parody of the American politicians saying you need me to fix the problem I created

  10. I would like to thank the admin who deleted my rude, crude, and socially unacceptable criticism of Varvel and Lester yesterday. I still think that both of them are brain-dead puppets of a corrupt administration, but I should not have stooped to profanity to express this opinion.

    1. I sympathize. You try to be nice, but the selfish, greedy jerks make you SO angry you go berserk and run amok. It makes you feel better temporarily but it ultimately accomplishes nothing and makes you look like some kind of nut. That enables opponents to dismiss anything truthful you have to say. But, hey, sometimes it’s worth it.

    2. Thank you Mr. Atantwat (fyi: “perineum sunning ” is discouraged due to significant risks and no proven benefits -hopefully you use sunscreen). I was beginning to think I was losing my edge yesterday when I didn’t see personal attacks to refute an election fraud cartoon. For the record: unless it’s illegal, I fully support your free speech here on CSOTD to make any irrelevant personal attacks. More speech is more better. -ML

      1. More speech is only better when it is relevant and intelligent, and my first comment yesterday was neither. The fact is that this administration and its horde of self-serving enablers are using immigrants as scapegoats in a fear-mongering campaign. I think we should be proud of the way that honest, hard-working immigrants have helped build not just the physical infrastructure, but also contributed to the social infrastructure of our nation. Deporting legal residents just because of their skin color is nothing less than intolerable racism, but that is exactly what this administration has been doing.

        P.S. Orange is the new brown.

  11. Your link doesn’t tell me what furries have to do with either Tuberville or airlines. I’m confused here.

    1. Scroll down several posts to the one that starts “Tommy Tuberville’s fur is flying and so are the cats and the dogs.”

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